It was a quiet, peaceful day in the village. The villagers w..
Added 2023-09-19 20:28:22 +0000 UTCIt was a quiet, peaceful day in the village. The villagers were going about their lives just like any other day. And then all of a sudden, beyond the mountains, a towering giant comes strolling in. With each step he effortlessly passes by 100 full grown Elm trees. The Earth shakes with each mighty step as the giant makes his way towards the small village. Panic sets in, the villagers scream and run frantically for their lives. And then in a matter of seconds the giant arrives at the edge of the village, towering over the village-folk like a mighty, unstoppable Goliath. He gazes down at the petrified mass of scattered people as if he is about to do something naughty. And without saying a word, he pulls down the front of his black, mesh singlet and releases himself to expose his enormous blue whale sized appendage. The villagers are frozen with fear as well as an overwhelming sense of awe, confusion, and arousal. Nobody knows what to do. And then as quickly as the giant arrived he simply just turns around and walks away. What felt like an eternity was in actuality only a matter of moments. The giant was never seen again and the villagers lived out their lives. Only sharing the unbelievable tale down from generation to generation of the day the mysterious behemoth flashed the town with his gargantuan whale sized penis. The end.
