Had a fun day hanging with my friend at the river. He had be..
Added 2023-08-22 03:11:15 +0000 UTCHad a fun day hanging with my friend at the river. He had been on quite an adventure and hadn’t slept in a couple days. Finally he was able to pass out in my… in my… in my HALF TENT and while he was sleeping I just sat criss-crossed next to him and watched the world go by for a few hours. It was a busy Sunday and there were naked people running around playing frisbee and hot chicks with fake tits dancing and rubbing up on 2 older heavy set men that I assumed had money. They had a boat after all so it was easy to assume that they had money. But in any case, as I was sitting there I noticed that every time my friend switched sleeping positions I got this weird/bad smell that could only be one thing… Doo Doo, CACA, the brown stuff! I was like, “Did my friend have an accident while he was sleeping!?” Agh, it was a bad smell too but I couldn’t quite figure it out. Wellll… it turned out that we had unknowingly set up OUR HALF TENT (not a full tent, only a half tent!) on nothing other than a stinky pile of partially buried dog doo doo. And every time he moved he was squishing it into the tent and the smell was seeping up right into my nose holes. Well anyways, we finally figured it out! I was oddly relieved that it wasn’t my friend that was so stinky and we had a good laugh afterwards. But yeah, it was an interesting day. I wish it was a bit less stinky but that’s life sometimes. And after that we lived happily ever after. The end.
