

Welcome to August, virgins! It's time for me to extract your..
Added 2024-08-15 02:10:27 +0000 UTCWelcome to August, virgins! It's time for me to extract your ***virgin tax*** from you for the month. I talk a lot about how our little group of virgins is growing. I'm shocked that there are so many of you. How have you all managed to be virgins this long?? I also welcome "born again" virgins, who realize their place in life is to not bother women, and to stay home alone stroking instead.