

Ok Slutonomics Theory class in sesh 🦫 Take out your dicks, class and please follow my actual good friend @luxbellamy me and her started out in a whirlwind G on G love affair, but then our kid Daddy wouldn’t stop driving his fucking tractor 🚜 around trying to impress everyone and so like most parents, me and Lux settled into a calmer life of jerking off our online harems. Fucking Daddy *he’s taken ladies so break up the orderly queue* Now that your dicks are in hand, let’s get back to class. Today we will be covering bodies with jizz and also *economies of scale* it’s so interesting and also a bit FUCKING DUH of course there is a way to understand everything in life that’s not how yer uncle Jim-Bob “feels” or “knows.” On Onlyfans every Ho has the same number of hours in a day. Let’s pick 10 hours. Each fan will also take up a certain number of hours every day. Let’s pick 1 hour. *STAY WITH ME, REAL LIFE IS WAY HARDER THAN THIS* the formula for the ho to fan time ratio is then f(10-H)= h if we then use one fan, and one creator spending 2 hours together then the little h *leftover time* will eventually get closer and closer to ZERO. 10-1 = 9 10-2 = 8 10-3 = 7 10-4 = 6 10-5 = 5……. 10-8 = 2 10-9 = 1 10-100 = ? OMG WHAT NOW? The creator went from having an hour a day to spend with her 10 subscribers to having only a few minutes a day with 100 subscribers? But the creator won’t divide their time up equally, they will have to choose and so we can use Slutomnics to illustrate how when the number of subscribers GOES UP, there is an *inverse* relationship with the time that creator has to spend with each subscriber. As a subscriber, if you want to see holes being filled and a new one every day then bang away at every promo and pick a hole every hour. But, if you want that human connection; that digital relationship, then choose the *freshman* creators; the people with 1K < subs (less than one thousand). Those creators will not even be more willing to spend time with you, they will BE ABLE to spend more time with you, while the *senior* class creators have the luxury of demanding JUST THE TIP when they chose who to reward with their Time MINUS 100K Subscribers. class dismissed 💋