Everyone has seen the Reddit and Facebook and other pages th..
Added 2021-09-01 15:32:39 +0000 UTCEveryone has seen the Reddit and Facebook and other pages that are dedicated to “snakes in hats,” right? Cause it’s so frickin’ cute 🥰 A lot people aren’t surprised at all to know that I’m not only a fan ima creator ….wait hold on. I mean, I’m super sexy and so obviously I love crochet 🧶 Segue…..does your cock get cold in the winter? *yes AP OF COURSE* Then you need a hand-jobbed, personal parts protector! Listen to what these satisfied made up customers would say: 🔽🔽🔽 “My penis is pretty like it’s never felt before!” “People used to hate my dick pics, but now I can show off the little guy and it’s smiles from everyone!” “Thanks AP, I got the wrong size delivered but I told my wife ‘wow he must have grown’ and it saved our marriage.” Those 3 fake men can’t keep an entire female owned penile protection company afloat all alone. *AP just shut up and let us all order our cock hats from you* Really guys? *no* I can’t wait for the contests to start once your dicks are decorated and protected!
