It’s 2021 and I’m excited that we finally have gotten some e..
Added 2021-07-27 18:37:35 +0000 UTCIt’s 2021 and I’m excited that we finally have gotten some effective personal protection products on the market. Ladies, those keychain peppersprayers are sooo last season and also a danger to us if we have to use them on a windy day. Hallelujah rejoice for it has risen to stop any R-word-ist right in his creepy tracks. You simply fill the 7” (see guys, I told y’all 7inches is everyone) very real looking dildo with the “jizz juice” -or if you’d prefer some permanent blue ink like they use in the exploding dye packs in bank vaults- and then, on your way home from work or anytime on a New York City subway, firmly grasp the cock and walk around with the confidence a can-o-mace never gave us!! If anyone even looks at all creepy you aim and *squirt all over that fuckers face 💦💦 *skeet-skeet then *skrt-skrt 🚨on outta there. No one messes with a chick with a dick. The reason why is you gonna get a face full of jizz and if time permits go ahead and dick-slap the perp as well. But Adorabella, what if the perp is a lunatic and I *squirt *slap and the perp is still trying to R me? DO NOT WORRY; LOOK DOWN. You have a dick, bitch. And your dick is always hard. Now fuck it up😵💫 This is truly the latest technology in non-lethal, non-toxic self-defense. What are you packing? 💋
