

Everyone be aware of what looks like a resurfacing of the infamous “cum bandit.” Not to be confused with your general type CUM SLUT; a “cum bandit” will be identifiable by the collection bucket 🪣 as well as the insistence that you not “spill a drop.” 💦 A cum bandit may say they want it dripping dropping off their eyelashes all the way downtown, but it’s a ruse. So far, many sightings across multiple platforms and not one verified complaint. 🥷