I can clown on myself just as hard as I can slam anyone else..
Added 2021-06-17 22:11:58 +0000 UTCI can clown on myself just as hard as I can slam anyone else. Yeah I married a shrimp-dicked guy. So what if he was only 5 inches? He hid it from me for as long as it took to “fall in love” and then when the “big” reveal came I was like dear god what have I done now? Just holding the mini dog in my hands all I could do was look on the bright side: blow jobs were gonna be so fucking easy. *nom nom nom namaste away
