Ladies and gentleman! We have ourselves the very first *only..
Added 2021-06-04 20:28:36 +0000 UTCLadies and gentleman! We have ourselves the very first *onlyfansloser* Give a big booty clap to CHRIS JONES *totally not a fake name* I have clearly stated in my *terms & conditions* not only that this is a PARODY ACCOUNT, but also that any cunts asking for it, gonna get slapped back 💋 Chris sent me an unsolicited dick pic, then he wasn’t even subbing *he a lurker* then he told me to shut up 💋 aw, he broke mama’s rules!! But this is great!! He fell victim to the trap that so many idiots can not seem to resist. BEING THEMSELVES ✔️Don’t be a Chris. No one wants to see your dick. In fact, great rule of thumb when the urge to shoot off a pick starts to simmer in that noggin is that if your dick was so great it would be pumping away at a hole and not standing up as your personal unpaid model all alone at home. The reason why people now charge for “dick rates” is that we can’t stop all you morons from sending them so might as well make a buck off your lack of fuck.....ing good sense! Then it’s a quick *copy and paste* the “very detailed” rating every pole gets from a cat and you spend the next week reading the same shit the guy before you got and the next guy gonna get too. Great way to spend $5 huh? This, as well as Instagram and Facebook ARE NOT DATING APPS. lol ok I’m done until the next hun-bear come sniffing around my honey 🍯 pot to get got 💋
