When one of my best friends and I were about 10-11 we used t..
Added 2023-05-31 12:26:08 +0000 UTCWhen one of my best friends and I were about 10-11 we used to like to prank call random people. At the time, there was a show called "All Night Live" that played B rated scary movies, and there was a TV host named Ed who stayed up all night talking to the audience between movies. He also took phone calls. My friend, (we'll call her Wanky), liked to call Ed and tell him we were masturbating with a hairbrush. I remember how Ed would get excited and ask us how old we were, and when we told him, the breathing would get.harder and Ed would.ask us for more.details. Many years later, Ed got arrested on p-doph-lia charges. I never.knew if Wanky opened a desire in our beloved TV host's mind that had to be sated, or if Ed already had those sorts of desires. All I know for sure is "I pledge my allegiance to All Night Live & I ain't handing you no jive".
