

like maybe I'm just too old-fashioned or maybe a bit of a bore, but I can't quite fathom the idea of dressing up in lingerie for Halloween, flaunting it to the world. I struggle to understand why I should showcase myself that way. Thank you, but I'd rather hit the gym, work up a sweat, do some laundry, and attend to a myriad of other things. Not my style to parade around half-naked at parties, especially on Halloween, seeking attention from every corner. I'll find my joy in quieter, more peaceful things 🥹🧙🏻♀️😽