🥂Nonnie the Bartender🍻 Yes, I will get your order wrong. Ye..
Added 2023-01-18 08:23:11 +0000 UTC🥂Nonnie the Bartender🍻 Yes, I will get your order wrong. Yes, I will spill your drink. Yes, I will break a glass. Yes, I will confuse you with someone else. Yes, I won't keep your secrets. Yes, I will give you the wrong change. Yes, I will get just asdrunk as you. But...at least you will have something to look at. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just some quotes for those that want to read some more. Have a great day everyone! 🍺 A bartender is also a... Therapist Accomplice Professional listener Give your bartender a good TIP The next photo...eh...drink depends on it! 😂😂😂 ☕ I’m the bartender. I have the boobs...er..sorry, booze So I make the rules. 🍾 Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called bartenders! 🍷 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. - Albert Einstein 🍸 The corset is red The skirt is black Beer is cheaper Than dinner for two. 🍹 Sleeping with the bartender Won’t get you free drinks. (...well, maybe) But it’s worth a shot! (or two...or three) 🥂 BARTENDER(bädten'der) n. One who serves alcoholic drinks from behind a bar. Not To Be Confused With: taxi driver: loan officer: chef: doctor: marriage counsellor: matchmaker: psychologist or babysitter! 🍸 The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who isdrunk and who is just stupid. 🍹 You know you're in trouble when the bartender cries!
