

Please don’t include random inanimate objects, like rulers, wine glasses or laptop charging cords, for scale in your pictures. We will validate your penis if you take the time and effort in putting together an excellent pic for us. Not if you are just screaming out for validation of your size. If we see you getting creative, our minds will naturally wonder how creative you might be in the bedroom – a much better way for us to size you up than seeing your actual size-to-scale. Hands are the only pre-approved prop you should be using. Providing they are clean, rid of dirty fingers nails, and positioned well. Don’t tightly grip yourself with your whole hand (or both hands!). We’ll just focus on how you wrangled that type of photo or wonder who took the shot. Similarly, I should mention the outfit here. Stay on theme. If you have opted for a fresh out-of-the-shower look, wet hair and a towel are convincing. If you have chosen the bed as your backdrop, commit to an outline shot in pyjamas, or no pyjamas. Don’t ever do things by halves. Tee and no bottoms isn’t a good look; neither is nothing but your socks. It will leave us with far more questions than you think the picture answers.