




900 followers?? My OF has more followers than my IG. Devastated. Absolutely gutted. How can I ever recover from this injustice. Anyway.
Also we keep hitting milestones and not doing anything to celebrate or whatever. I'm being real sensitive about my weight right now but I am actively doing something about it so maybe we'll be together again soon.
However that might be delayed due to a recovery period if I can convince a doctor to take my uterus and donate it to science in the event that they won't let me keep it in a jar on my desk for the rest of my life. At minimum I will be demanding they make friendship bracelets out of my fallopian tubes. AT MINIMUM.
I currently have an IUD and I feel like we could make more dildos fit in me if it wasn't there. It's holding me back from greatness I just know it.