False alarm! It was the postman... ah well, you can massage ..
Added 2020-10-24 10:02:26 +0000 UTCFalse alarm! It was the postman... ah well, you can massage me whilst we wait. Go and collect some oil from the bathroom cabinet, and bring it here. You will begin by pouring it onto my neck and shoulders, you must be careful not to dampen my curls. Look at you, straining in that cage already. If you dribble, I shall have you lick it from my gloved fingers.
