

There’s 31 days in August and I’ve eaten fast food for 25** of those days this month, the most was ordering it 3 times in one day. Which would probably explain why I can’t fit in my car, or my pants, or even my shoes lol. I had no idea my feet ankles could swell up so fat. If you didn’t know, this saturday is my birthday, so that means I’m going to be ordering even more fattening takeout just because I’m a spoiled piggy and i feel like i deserve it 😇😝. I don’t usually care much about birthdays but 30s are wayyyy better than my 20s. If you want to contribute to my birthday festivities, leave a tip, since you know exactly where your money is going. I plan to be a lazy, self indulgent hedonist while I take some time off. Maybe I’ll make some content, maybe I’ll eat another cake for y’all. It’s my birthday and I’m gunna do what I wantttt 😝🐷🥰🩷 ETA: I checked Uber Eats and I actually ordered takeout on the 5th and 26th soooo 27 out of 31 days have been nothing but fattening food 😩🤤🩷