These nudes are like actually kinda sorta recent (lil tiny g..

These nudes are like actually kinda sorta recent (lil tiny girl tiddies!!) but they are suuccchhhhh trash can nachos!!

Like here is everything in my camera roll except the photos of my dog…

My butt looks so cute in that first photo but my background is disgusting because I’m CLEANING I SWEAR 👹👹

Literally gotta surrender and submit to my chores and responsibilities…I can not escape the erotic nor would I ever want to!!

Okay so these piccies are trash can nachos and I kinda wanted to talk to you guys about the time I booked a consultation with a social media advisor girly. Idk I bring it up because I was asking about how to make my stuffs look more consistent. Like, you know when you can recognize a girls vibe before her body or name or anything else??

And the consultation girly was talking about how maybe there’s something consistent in the background, maybe the background is really clean, maybe it’s Lena the Plug’s bathroom and it’s kinda dirty…I don’t know I just feel like I needed to acknowledge my dirt nasty even tho my butt looks so cute wtfff I can’t believe my brand might be trash can nachos ugh.

I wanted to work with the consultation girl because she used to manage my beloved anal princess Stella Barey!! And now she does personal branding consultations and is like this bridge between the sex work world and Hollywood and the podcasts and I don’t even know what. And I just figured her knowledge was priceless because I REALLLLYYY like the girls she works. Stella is basically my “if you can see it you can be it!”

When I dream about life I am either constantly getting fucked and pregnant with like four babies. Or I put all my loving responsibility into four girlfriends and four Belgian Malinois doggies (plus other side quests!!).

And Stella fucks her cute friends and LITERALLY has Belgian Malinois doggies😭😭 and she reads awesome books and is so smart with her money

Anyways, this consultation was not what I was really expecting. I told her about my time on tumblr and then going onto twitter all weird and fast. And I said I want to do a good job on OnlyFans but I feel unsure about how it looks like and where to start.

She said it sounded like I had a good idea about how the internet works, which is important. And she really liked my writing stuff and encouraged me to post onto other places. Especially because so much is censored on OnlyFans?? Ughhhh

And then she said to hold off on OnlyFans for as long as possible…and to hold off on boy girl videos for as long as possible!!! 🤯😐

Like I literally stopped listening after that 😭😭 I didn’t know how to be like no it’s too late I need a different formula 😭

So I think I have to make up my own!! Tell me what you want to see!! Send me sweet messages because I’m having a sucky ass week!! Tell me good news!! Tell me bad news!! Tell me something yummy that you ate!! Or what you’re jacking off to!! You guys are so important to me!!