

πββοΈπI'm looking for a new MUSCLE OILER.πͺπΌπ§΄ You know, the gu..
Added 2023-09-20 01:36:06 +0000 UTCπββοΈπI'm looking for a new MUSCLE OILER.πͺπΌπ§΄ You know, the guy that puts OIL onto my MUSCLE BODY.π₯ I had one...but you can see that now I am doing it MYSELF.π Gasp! πMy previous MUSCLE OILER,πͺπΌπ§΄ when he was doing his job --- putting oil on my MASSIVE MUSCLE BODY, he would become light headed, DIZZY, and FAINT.π₯΄π΅βπ«π΅ It was dangerous for ALL.β οΈ As he fainted,π€€π΅βπ« I always tried to catch him before he hit the hard sand. πWhat's more -- the oil bottle!π§΄ I was spending more on OIL SPILL clean-ups π°to protect the environment πthan I was on his salary. Alas, I reassigned him to one of my other teams.π He's on the THONG team now. π₯π