Guys, I consumed the extra chromosome of those subscribers w..
Added 2024-12-20 09:08:30 +0000 UTCGuys, I consumed the extra chromosome of those subscribers who tell me to lose weight. I hope it helps them. Today, I had to wake up super early to help my mom take my niece to kindergarten since she stayed over at our place last night. She’s an amazing girl—calm, tactful, and incredibly sweet. It’s fascinating how “special” people like my brother and his wife manage to drive her to tears and distract her with the TV at full volume. I really hope they’re already saving up for a psychiatrist.
Afterward, my mom and I spent ages looking for an open café, but as you know, Latvia is such a “great” country that in its second-largest city, nothing opens before 10 AM because apparently, everyone has their own private restaurant at home. At least we managed to eat something tasty at a gas station, though now my stomach hurts like hell.
Then we went to a store that sells everything in bulk, like for cafés. I was absolutely amazed by the giant bags and jars—I’d never seen anything like it before! It’s crazy how cool it is. I know most of my fans are from the States, and buying things in huge packages is normal for you guys. But we don’t have that here, and I was just blown away.
Also, I really, really want to have sex. Anyway, I finally made it back to bed, and now I’m going to keep sleeping.
