Finally, the long-awaited post about masturbation. Many have..

Finally, the long-awaited post about masturbation. Many have asked me how I do it, what exactly I do. And they were right in their suspicions—women don’t have vaginas, they have combat helicopters, and piloting them is extremely difficult. And I’m flying mine right here on the picture.

For the rest of you, who have actually spoken to a woman or maybe even touched one before, here’s the post.

So, fans often write to me in DMs about their fantasies. I guess it’s supposed to arouse me or motivate me to respond, but all I see are boys who grew up on porn and think sex is just masturbation with a woman’s body. But here’s the thing—women don’t have nerve endings inside their vaginas. Fun fact. Otherwise, we’d die of pain during giving birth. That’s why your sausage friction is totally unnecessary to us and often just creates an unpleasant sensation inside.

A much more interesting structure is the clitoris. As you can see in the images I found for you online, the penis and vulva both develop from similar structures during embryogenesis. Meanwhile, the uterus, neck of uterus, and part of the vagina develop from the urogenital sinus (which also forms the bladder in both sexes) and the Müllerian duct, which men don’t have at all. Look closely at the image of the penis and clitoris—they’re the same structure.

Men usually enjoy stimulating the head and shaft of the penis, which is analogous to the clitoris and its legs, located on either side of the vaginal opening. I’m not denying that there are women with unique features, but the vast majority only experience one type of orgasm—clitoral. No vaginal, anal, ear-based, or other kinds of imaginary orgasms. Unfortunately, women often try to please men, and men’s egos tend to be inflated, which is where these wild stories about different types of orgasms come from.

As for penetration, the ideal option is a thick but not too long penis. Vaginas are very short—only about 5–7 cm—and no one cares about a three-meter-long hose. However, thickness that presses on the clitoral legs is perfect. Neck stimulation can also be interesting. If a woman loves and trusts her partner, her body may instinctively want to conceive, and full penetration with pressure against the neck can feel very desirable, though it’s difficult to achieve orgasm that way.

How do you know if a woman has orgasmed? You don’t. All those moans, lip biting, or fingers in certain places are easily faked nonsense. You have to talk. Ask about her fantasies—not directly, but indirectly. Ask which characters or couples she liked during her life, which books, movies. Ask what emotions she wants to experience in a relationship with her ideal partner. Analyze how much responsibility she takes on every day.

Never, NEVER bargain for sex in exchange for something good you’ve done—sweeping the yard, bringing home a paycheck, or anything else. That’s disgusting, and a tired woman with no desire will either suffer through it or turn you down. If that doesn’t suit you, you don’t love women—try anal with your best male friend or spread your own cheeks.

If you want a happy woman, foreplay for sex shouldn’t be your five-minute fumbling between her labia—it’s your whole life. And then she’ll have oceans of oxytocin for you, she’ll be happy, calm, and attached. Women release oxytocin during orgasms, when looking at their baby, or when feeling loved. It dulls suffering and generates affection.

In general, if you want good sex and love from your woman, provide her with circumstances that feel safe and desirable for having children. She doesn’t have to want baby at all. But her body needs to feel intellectually, emotionally, and physically secure according to her individual needs. If you don’t want or care about that, you either don’t love your woman or don’t love women in general. Sadly, many grim statistics confirm men’s widespread hatred of women.

As for me personally, I masturbate lying on my back under a blanket. I haven’t done it in a long time due to studying, depression, and taking antidepressants. I use a fairly thin vibrator with a smooth surface and a slightly rounded tip; it also has a small “finger” that vibrates on the clitoris. I don’t press directly on the clitoris, usually just slightly to the left. I don’t make much noise. Neck and shoulder support is very important to keep the body relaxed. When I orgasm, I sometimes stretch my legs out fully. I rarely use thrusting motions with the vibrator—this usually happens when I feel a strong mental attraction to an imaginary partner mixed with a sense of tragedy over their absence. Sometimes these thrusts make me cry. I can orgasm about four times in one evening.

That’s it. Not sure who finds this interesting, but it’s probably important information. If you want, I can share another post about my sexual fantasies—what causes strong physical arousal, what causes mental arousal, and how my sexuality has developed over time.