***Size Showdown: comparing your tiny dick to toys & body pa..
Added 2024-07-22 15:00:07 +0000 UTC***Size Showdown: comparing your tiny dick to toys & body parts (SPH rating)***
*Disclaimer: this is a custom SPH rating, I am reviewing and commenting on real pics and using the guy's size for the comparisons.*
Time to check out your dick pics! I comment on every picture in detail, reiterating how small and pathetic your cock is. I also review a cumshot video which makes it clear you nut in no time. Premature ejaculation & shrimp dick? Wow, that's bad!
I compare your tiny cock's size to my realistic dildo, my tits, my finger, and a butt plug. The comparisons prove my point: your babydick is incredibly small.
I also use my realistic dildo whilst talking about how good big dicks feel and how different it would be to fuck with someone with a minuscule dick like yours.
I humiliate you all along, pointing out how you stand no chance with me and how you can't please a woman with that insignificant dick.
