

We received a new shipment of craft beers at the ole brewhouse today! I heard this kind is extremely sought after due to the delicious flavor, so I had to sample it before putting it out on tap. I opened the shipment and indulged in the bubbly drink. I may have gotten a little carried away for the flavor was absolutely delicious! My belly began to bloat out and gurgle from it all, so much that it bulged out over my thighs. I forgot how much beer makes my belly bloat, can’t say I don’t enjoy it though. Now to put this drink out for the customers! Oh wait, I may have drank so much of the keg that now my belly looks like the keg. I’m sure I can still find a way to let the customers enjoy it, I know! I’ll put a nozzle in my belly button and sit on the counter. That way people can pour a drink straight from my own tap. I do love to engage with my customers after all!🍺🫧