Last night I was gorging myself with some holiday cookies by..
Added 2023-12-22 15:23:02 +0000 UTCLast night I was gorging myself with some holiday cookies by the fireplace when I heard my doorbell ring. I opened it and to my surprise, it was a bunch of carolers! They quickly started to sing holiday songs as the door opened. Their voices soon became trembly in the cold, then they looked at my huge belly bulging out of the entrance. I asked if they would like some help staying warm during their festive activities by inviting them into my big belly. That way I could transport them around as they sang from my stomach. The carolers liked that idea and lined up as I opened my mouth wide. They hopped down my throat one by one as I gleefully swallowed them. Too easy! Who knew I’d get a surprise holiday buffet delivered right to my door! Oh! They are really squirming and getting loud in me, are y’all dancing and singing already or is that your fearful realization setting in? Enjoy your last holiday in my voracious gut! 💋🍪
