Hey everyone! I’m sorry I have been M.I.A for a while, but I..
Added 2020-10-07 22:13:25 +0000 UTCHey everyone! I’m sorry I have been M.I.A for a while, but I made very last minute plans to move this week and have been spending all of my time trying to get that out of the way. Unfortunately that means I haven’t had time to do any new content, but I thought it might be fun to show you guys, and we could all have a laugh at, some of the things I have texted to boys (or porn stars 😳) in the past as a less-than-sober attempt to flirt. Maybe this is why I don’t have a boyfriend, haha! Also, let’s not talk about the ones where I have no make up on 😎
