Have U been good or bad this year? Santa's lactose intoleran..
Added 2022-01-03 00:16:47 +0000 UTCHave U been good or bad this year? Santa's lactose intolerant & is tired of folks sitting on his lap.Tonight Santa is going to sit on your face. U better not complain or you might just get his lump of coal. Santa sits on you lap this year. @growingbutt channels the spirit of Saint Nic after a full night of eating milk and cookies. He slides his pre-lump of coal gas down my throat and expects a cleaned ass!
