🌟New Video Alert! 🌟 Have y'all seen this new trend? Riding a..
Added 2024-05-30 05:01:00 +0000 UTC🌟New Video Alert! 🌟
Have y'all seen this new trend? Riding a Peloton in all senses of the word. 🚴🏻♀️
Yours truly has one.
The only thing more surprising than me having a Peloton (I mean, c'mon if I spent half as much time riding it as I do on pool hangs and imbibing and thinking clean eating cancels it out I'd probably weigh 20 pounds less) is that I had all the notes on how to get the dildo to stay stuck to the seat (duct tape? rope?)
Nope - literally just stuck it onto the seat and voila, it suctioned right on. I should have turned the camera on earlier so you could've seen my reaction!
Anyway, I hopped (hehehe) on the trend and thought you'd enjoy the view 😈 Check your DMs!
PS: I got several DMs for my Memorial Day post wondering where my bush went. Rest assured, they were old photos. After the overwhelming requests during my live to grow the hair, I've gone full Sophia Loren for the time being and a result I've never been so aware that I have armpits before. 💋
