Added 2023-08-30 06:22:36 +0000 UTC
Two years ago I read an interview that my celebrity crush did about how they had taken up clean eating as a lockdown hobby - unremarkable, except my brain is cum coded. I 100% have a cum kink that will never not take an opportunity to remind me it's there. So reading further, and having done research myself in the past (that's a convo for a diff day LOL), I was like "HOLY SHIT he must be PH balanced AF now. I bet his cum tastes sooooo good". Since then I was on a mission to make an audio about this. I enlisted the amazing u/Orchid_unbloomed to write this for me and .. voila. It was only supposed to be like 25 min max .. but uh .. I got REALLY into it >.
