


It's late night and you see me sitting at the computer desk furiously beating my meat as I surf the web, scrolling through pages of dirty pics and videos. You blush as your own horniness grows, eavesdropping on my browsing. Turning around suddenly I sneer and present to you my thick, throbbing cock, ready for your attention. I wave it around in my hand and beckon you over as the computer speakers play the video I was watching in the background. Your instincts to pleasure my dick overcome you as you slowly approach and kneel down.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" I say impatiently, putting my hand on the back of your head and pulling you down into my musky pubes. "it ain't gonna suck itself!"