So after my graduation ceremony last week, I went out for ka..

So after my graduation ceremony last week, I went out for karaoke with my classmates. And this guy, who looked like the German rapper, Kollegah, got on stage and sang George Michael's Careless Whisper, and something about that hyper-masculine energy mixed with the romantic-feminine energy of that song made him super attractive to me. But I didn't want to initiate anything, because I'm avoiding dating at the moment.

But as luck would have it, of course, the first time I have ever found a guy attractive in the wild, he approached me first. So inebriated Kollegah George Michael asked me if I was single, and then we danced a bit. As we danced, he told me he was a school teacher, which made him even more attractive! But then it all went downhill pretty fast when he introduced me to his friend.

I asked if he was a teacher too, and he said almost, but then he took the red pill and decided not to become a teacher. His friend was going on about red pills and blue pills and asked me which one I took, and tbh this just confused me. Then his friend went on to talk about how he wanted to move to Chechnya and have ten children because he's such a traditional guy. I still didn't think much of it, because I actually have a friend staying with me from out of town this weekend for a techno event, and he's from Chechnya! My friend is a beautiful human being, and he loves Chechnya too, but he hates its politics. So I was like, yeah, sure, loving Chechnya isn't a red flag. But then he went on about Andrew Tate, and I was like, oh no 💀

So I turned to Kollegah George Michael, and I asked him if he also liked Andrew Tate, and he said that he liked him every now and then 😭. After Kollegah George Michael said that, I told him that I'm sorry, but I'm not interested anymore, and for some reason, this made his friend so irate. He got into my earshot and kept telling Kollegah George Michael "fuck her!!" "forget her!!" "she's not worth shit" over and over and over again. He was such an angry little man! I thought I was quite polite about it too.

Anywho, apparently, after I left, my friend overheard the security guards asking Kollegah George Michael, if he got my nudes and to show them to him 💀
Fortunately, they will never have the pleasure of seeing my nudes. They don't deserve it!
So let's just say, bullet dodged!

And of course, I told my Chechen friend all about this, and he said, he wasn't sure if this guy would actually like Chechnya because his behaviour sounds like it would get him killed there, ah, irony 😅