All this rainy weather has done is made me extra sleepy and ..
Added 2024-03-06 18:35:06 +0000 UTCAll this rainy weather has done is made me extra sleepy and crave the beach 🏝️ 😭 If I could move to Dirty Myrtle and live my life as carefree as a sunburnt tourist holding a $6 XL Margarita at 10 AM, I would LMFAO 😂 When I was a kid I used to leave about an hour from the beach, but then I moved into the mountains and the nearest source of water was the old-tire and car part infested river ☠️ That didn’t stop me from jumping in, but now that I think about it, that could explain why my nipples glow in the dark 👁️👄👁️ (*that’s 100% a lie but that would honestly be pretty cool LMFAO*) Maybe when the spring showers clear and the sun comes back with a vengeance I’ll try to find a private beach (*No sand flies included like last time, IYKYK* 💀😭) to take some sandy cheek pics for you guys 😘☀️
