Hello! I realised that my last few posts were kinda doom and..
Added 2024-05-12 21:36:08 +0000 UTCHello! I realised that my last few posts were kinda doom and gloom me being very ill and then I just didn't post for week, I hope no-one was worrying that I was dead or something because I can totaly see how it could have looked like that.
No, I am still alive unfortunately. Feeling way better, the antibiotics did their work and healed me :( but on the bright side the universe threw me a bone and gifted a full week of sun and light breezes. I did my very best to enjoy it but consequently neglected my page so sorry about that.
Yet, as the universe give'ith, the universe take'ith. A mosquito came in the night and deflowered my nose. I look like a clown or maybe a tumblr comic character from the mid 2010s. The nasty little Culicoidea stalked around my home, waiting for the dark to fall and the lights in my room to vanish. This was the signal, I was asleep, vulnerable. It creeped to my open window and sunk though the crack silent as a cat. No doubt it lurched over me as I slept, salivating while planning exactly which way to take me while I lay a-slumber.
Then the nasty creature struck and it was upon me. I lay helpless under its feet while it stroked itself ready, getting the penetrating appendage properly prepared to puncture my pretty little proboscis, before it rammed itself as deep as it could inside me and gobbled greedily without any consideration for me or my enjoyment.
The creature left me when it was done, discarding me like the wrapper of a chocolate bar. I was left itchy and 5 milligrams lighter. I do not know if I will every recover mentally from this violation of my person.
LOVE YOU XOXO
