I am on the special time of the month and let me tell you I ..
Added 2022-06-29 16:41:42 +0000 UTCI am on the special time of the month and let me tell you I want to destroy some pasta and make you give me a 2 hour long massage. AND if you don’t, you lose your boobie nap. That’s where you lay your head on my boobs and I pet you until you fall asleep. But I BETTER GET THAT ALFREDO 😤 RANT: This week, I’ve been full of rage. My doorways are super small at my apartment and my laundry basket got caught on the door handle and I couldn’t get it to disconnect and IT PINCHED ME so I just started flailing my body around because I was so angry. You ever do that? Like stub your toe and you wanna make that table regret being made into a wonderful useful piece of furniture? Fuck you, doorknob. (Don’t mind my cluttered hobbit home, don’t got a lot of room.)
