More about my idiot landlord… All the tenants agree that a..
Added 2023-02-03 06:12:11 +0000 UTCMore about my idiot landlord… All the tenants agree that a professional landlord with half a brain would notify us of a big change that would affect us. Big change in this case means this Amazon monstrosity that mysteriously appeared in our lobby. Has anybody seen the movie '2001 A Space Odyssey?' Remember when the obelisk appears and the monkeys are frantically trying to figure out what the hell it was? They were poking and prodding, banging on it, and screaming at it. See attached clip. That was me and a few others - feeling it up as if we were sightless - no pounding took place tho, as we tried to figure out this Amazon monolith - wondering how we're supposed to access our Amazon deliveries since there are NO key holes - no buttons - nothing that appears to be a way to open any of the sections. Another neighbor enlightened us in our Facebook group, who had this at her last apartment building. She explained that you get a special app with a special code and can then unlock the portion of this monstrosity, where your delivery will hopefully be waiting for you. Awesome - mystery solved..... However, we've heard nothing from our dumb ass landlord. Ya think maybe you should clue us in as to when the changeover will happen, etc., etc., dude?? It'll be wonderful once we get the information for this new system, but I've already made penny bets with a bunch of tenants that our packages will be waiting for us in the monolith for WEEKS before we get the information from our landlord as to how to access our packages. That'll be fun. NOT! #dontholdmypackageshostage xo
