I remember one of the first parties I ever went to, I had my..
Added 2024-09-21 00:43:37 +0000 UTCI remember one of the first parties I ever went to, I had my first multiple sips and I was sitting in a couch when some girl I didn’t know accused me, not very loud but not quietly either, in front of other people I didn’t know, of having a boner when I was in no state to be popping a random sofa boner. I couldn’t understand why she thought I was hard and I felt mortified so I tried to explain that I was totally soft and tried to show by squishing down on my dick with one finger. She was acting weirded out but she followed me when I left.
I remember not realising until my friend who’d brought me there explained it to me. She was talking about it because she wanted to see it. “Negging” before it was cool. Guess what I did then? That’s right. I furiously masturbated to a fantasy where I wasn’t terrible at reading people and got it out for her. I do wonder how it would have gone down.
