

When Your Friend Invites You to a Party, but You’re a Chemistry Nerd
Friend: “Come to the party! It’ll be fun!”
Me: “Will there be discussions about organic reactions?”
Friend: “No, but there will be music and dancing!”
Me: Wondering if molecular vibrations count as dancing 🤔
Now I’m sitting in the corner, sipping water (which is definitely not at pH 7) 🧪, and realizing that substitution reactions in chemistry are way more predictable than small talk.
If parties followed the ideal gas law, I would have evaporated by now… 🫠