my coworker is so involved in her netflix she has no clue th..

my coworker is so involved in her netflix she has no clue that i'm showing off for y'all....
2020-06-16 17:22:28 +0000 UTC View Postmy coworker is so involved in her netflix she has no clue that i'm showing off for y'all....
2020-06-16 17:22:28 +0000 UTC View Posti'm under so much stress rn not even my favorite past time can soothe me 🙃 this is fine
2020-06-16 04:12:32 +0000 UTC View Posti've forgotten how to be sexy oops
2020-06-13 04:50:16 +0000 UTC View Posty'all.
i'm about to order another $300 in lingerie. someone stop me holy shit but don't because SO MUCH SO GOOD SOOOO PRETTY
EDIT: CHANGE FROM "...'m about to order another $300" to "JUST SPENT $400" y'alllllll this shit about to get liiiiit
"...as she bounced boobily..."
(laundry crisis. shirt a size too small!)
shhhh! @suzysirenxo is asleep right next to me!!
2020-06-06 04:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostWELL CRAP.
I have some super hot .gifs that I'm mad proud of, tried to post them and they show on my end when I upload and when I edit but not on the actual post. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.
Guess I'll just toss some pics in there instead, eh? Super bulge, yummy boobs.
EDIT: OH DANG! IT STARTED WORKING. LMK IF Y'ALL SEE THEM!
so something i have issues with is perspective. i have a hard time identifying and conceptualizing the size of things, which is why sometimes you hear me complain about my boobs being small! but with this phone (iphone 11 pro) even selfies have a couple of options...so i took the same picture, orienting the position by lining up with my top lip, and these were the results. we have horizontal, horizontal cropped (to match the next) and vertical. any thoughts???
2020-06-03 03:53:03 +0000 UTC View PostI got new lingerie and in less than 24 hours will have the peek a boo robe to complete the set mannnnn I can't wait to shoot in it! Let's put this new phone to WERK!
2020-05-31 03:16:03 +0000 UTC View Postnew phone who dis? jk apparently now there are like 97 cameras on the iphone idek and they make tvs that are less than 2" thick with great picture quality and old woman yells at cloud because technology man
anyway i'm sleep deprived and overwhelmed with choices so look i learned if i hold my phone sideways, you can see my face AND tits in the frame.
LOL SO I WANTED TO POST BUT APPARENTLY IT CONTAINS RESTRICTED WORDS SDKJHSKJDFHSKJDHFSLKDJFSDF
okay well i can't figure out what the restricted word is despite reading it over and over again sooooo idk. idk. idk.
maybe i'll do a voice post of me reading it? would that be intriguing? lmk
If I post an erotic story I wrote, should I edit it so y'all read it as "He walked away." or "You walked away" so you can insert yourself? Or is leaving it as "He walked away" still easy to fantasize/insert yourself?
2020-05-29 05:15:01 +0000 UTC View Posti managed to get one and well it's actually shitty as fuck bc lighting is a thing.
2020-05-28 02:07:51 +0000 UTC View Postmy boobs look ridiculously amazing today but since my phone is a total piece of shit i can't even show you. my replacement gets here tomorrow and it allegedly has more fancy cameras to make demtitties look incredible 🤤🤤🤤
2020-05-27 20:31:26 +0000 UTC View Posti wanna suck my own tiddy but i had [redacted*] noodles for dinner and my lips are still burning from the spice :( also it's weird for me to not smile or make a sassy/sexy face but here i go trying it!
*pad kee mao, but can't say the D word on here!
No coworkers around, but tits are always the tits...I think?
2020-05-21 03:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post"My coworkers are ridiculous," the girl complained. "They're interrupting me making soft core titty tease porn with the door open!"
2020-05-18 19:29:22 +0000 UTC View Postmy nips were extra cute tonight idk
2020-05-18 07:38:22 +0000 UTC View Postasking for a friend...but how do we feel about drool/spit/slobber?
2020-05-18 06:34:26 +0000 UTC View PostDear Ms. Phillips,
Thank you for your interest in candidacy for Miss America. Unfortunately, your talent of "sucking your own heavy ass tiddy" is not recognized by our panel, and we will be unable to invite you compete in the preliminaries. As a reminder, your photos will not be returned, but rather will be used as jerk off material for the next several weeks.
Sincerely,
Candidate Acquisition Team"
Oops. I forgot that my gloves had powder in them.
2020-05-13 22:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostI asked my friend if this was a weird angle. He didn't answer. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!
2020-05-12 19:49:17 +0000 UTC View PostI have several of the same bras, just different sizes...but I don't always look at the tag when I'm in a rush. I think this one is the small one...what do you think? (for the record, this is the small boob!)
2020-05-11 23:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so scared to try my laptop again 😖 what if it's ruined?! I'd rather do some heavy lifting than face that reality...
2020-05-08 02:03:15 +0000 UTC View Postyeah...so uh, restarting did exactly nothing. i shut it down and hope that by tomorrow morning, everything will be set! cross your fingers for me, this laptop is less than 6 months old 😳😳
2020-05-05 04:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post