Dec 25 / Day 724
Happy Christmas, my pet! 🌟 Send your Goddess a generous tribute 🎅🏻
You are free to take today off of your duties and enjoy it.
However, if you’re just having a quiet day at home and you’re yearning for Goddess’ comfort and control more than ever…
Then come down on your knees and thank Goddess for being with you today.
Christmas is about being together: your hand with your cock 💞 staring into my eyes and loving that you belong to me.
On your watchlist: Christmas in The Goon Hole.
🥵😤 REGULAR/HARD: Orgasm permitted 😘
Dec 24 / Day 723
We’ll be taking a short break from the countdown before we dive into the final 5! I like to make you wait for things around here 😌
One more sleep until Christmas!
I’ve been having such a leisurely time. Yesterday I went swimming AND ice skating AND I took a bath. I like this life. I even squeezed in a quick little photoshoot too. My body it so perfect, I think it needs to be worshipped 👸🏻
So make sure you do that today.
And tonight, I want you to go to bed with Goodnight, Goddess, before you sleep soundly and wake up on Christmas morning ready to have a magical day 🎅🏻🌟
Dec 23 / Day 722
Bang bang 🔫 #6, Trigger Training! 🔥
I really like this clip and I’m pleased that it’s been so popular 👸🏻 Excellent mind fuckery of a sensual nature 😌 I should put a note to self to wear this latex again…
I’m seeing a lot of sales from our countdown list! I COULD be putting the previews here to stimulate your interest but that’s just an extra step that I don’t feel like doing 💅🏻 and because I’m Goddess, I don’t have to.
But you, good boy, have still taken it upon yourself to obediently seek it out every day any way. Tracking down those must have clips, those lacking from your already seizable and/or fast expanding collection. Goddess is pleased.
Looks like I trained you well! 💋🔫
Dec 22 / Day 721
Next up, at #7 Eye Contact Challenge 🤤
If you can make it through the whole clip, only looking into my eyes, I’ll knock another hour off of your December challenge.
If you’re joining late, the challenge was to complete 24 hours of jerking before the end of the year, which equated to approximately 70 minutes of jerking per day. If you’re starting now with 10 days left, you should aim for 700 minutes of jerking.
But as I said, we can knock off 60 minutes if you successfully complete the challenge 😌 I’ll give you two attempts.
🥵 REGULAR: Follow the cum countdown.
Watch Eye Fucked and Stare Into My Eyes to continue the theme.
Dec 21 / Day 720
At #8 Curing Your Premie Problem 💦
This one is a bit of an anomaly since clearly I’m NOT specializing in REDUCING your jerking endurance here… but then again, it’s perfectly understandable why this one was so wildly popular…
Lifting my skirt in the thumbnail to reveal my tempting little bush, my perfectly adorable clickbait :o face…
🥵 REGULAR: It’s a quicky session for you today, boys. You’re gonna finish embarrassingly fast during the course of this clip. And that’s it.
😤💀: Your orders are different. There’ll be no quicky cumming for you. But you’re gonna get really edged while watching this clip to the point that you’re having to pull your hand away. No other jerking today.
If this interferes with your edging quota times, too bad! You’ll just have to make up the jerking you owe me a different day! 😈
Dec 20 / Day 719
Here we go 😜 At #9 HELL 🔥
1st place Halloween competition winner, thanks to the purchasing power of my army and, more importantly, the brilliance and magnetism of ME and my creative mind 👸🏻
Watch it again… maybe the dice will roll in your favour this time 😈
But FIRST, because I’m feeling a little bit devilish and because I want to guard the gate that stands between you and stroking your cock… first, you must roll a dice. Each dot = 1 slap to your balls 😌
If you want more slaps, by all means, go ahead and roll twice 💅🏻 I won’t stop you going the extra mile.
Record your reaction and send a tribute if you want to tickle me…
Dec 19 / Day 718
We've now reached the top 10! To celebrate, I'm sharing today's clip: Can't Stop 🤤 It will be available to watch here until Dec 31st!
💋
You should really stop now.
One moment of weakness would be enough to make you lose control.
You could have a ruined orgasm and I’d have to punish you for that. You won’t be allowed to jerk tomorrow, and jerking is your favourite thing.
So you should really stop now.
But it feels too good. It feels too good to look into my eyes, listen to my moans and writhe in the agonizing bliss of denial.
So you DON’T stop. Instead, you edge again and again, each time tearing your hand away at the last second, certain that it was the final edge, that your body can't take even one more stroke.
Then you catch your breath…and can't resist wrapping your hand around your throbbing cock again.
Now you’re pumping for my tits, so you CAN’T stop.
You should really stop now. You’re probably gonna ruin it if you keep going like this.
You’re not gonna ruin it. You’re a good boy. I know you can control yourself. You do this every night and every morning. This is what you’re trained for.
DON’T STOP.
[Wear headphones to experience the full mind fuck]
Dec 18 / Day 717
#11 is Pussy Free Conditioning 😈
If you have a busy day, listen to it as an audio.
Because I’m so kind, I’ll let REGULAR 🥵 pumpers cum today.
Dec 17 / Day 716
Continuing our countdown of my top 20 best selling clips of all time… at #12, OVERSTIMULATED 😩
A lot of you were mentioning this one during the stream yesterday! And since I deigned NOT to grant you permission to cum, I think it will be quite appropriate for today 🤭 Especially with all those hours you’re getting in for me pumping this month!
Pump for me until you’re getting dangerously close… then take a quick breather… and press play on OVERSTIMULATED.
And enjoy the rest of your weekend!
Dec 16 / Day 715
#13... We're getting into gooner territory now. On your watch list today: Another JOI 💦 Because you can never satiate your desire to receive more direction from me...
Dec 15 / Day 714
#14, the oldest entry on the top 20, Victim of My Moaning 🤤 Because my sensual sighs are music to your ears! Watch this one plugged and admire how sheer this lingerie is 😯
Dec 14 / Day 713
How are you liking the countdown so far? ;) These are must have features in your worship collection.
At #15, a personal favourite of mine, Forbidden Fruit, a delectable showcase of my beauty and brilliance 🍎 Watch this one at least twice today, and the theme is, of course, denial 🤭
Dec 13 / Day 712
At #16, Mystery CEI Task 💦 Yesss, this one was very popular 😌 Raise your hand if you’ve loved eating your load for me this year…
🥵 REGULAR: You’ll lick up your load following the instructions of this clip to reduce your sentence by a further hour. It might even feel like a relief after yesterday’s mean trick 🤭
😤💀 HARD/EXTREME: You’ll do the same but with generous amounts of precum, INSTEAD of an entire salty expulsion, for the same “reward”. I love playing with your orgasms!
I won’t be offering you another chance to reduce your edging quota for a while now… so don’t be too quick with your pumping today 😋 Take your time. You still owe your Queen a lot of stroking before the year’s up.
Dec 12 / Day 711
#17 A Mean Trick 😜
How about your first opportunity to knock an hour off of that gruelling gooning quota, hm? Feeling nervous? Or are you determined to take on the whole thing? 🔥
Obediently follow the instructions in this clip to reduce your sentence 👸🏻
Dec 11 / Day 710
At #18, The Chosen One. Goddess sets forth a brutally sexy and practically impossible edging challenge 😈
I spent some time contemplating whether to actually set you such an intensive challenge for the end of the year, giggling at the power I wield as I decide your fate…
I want 24 hours of edging from you before midnight on Dec 31st. That’s 21 days from now. There’ll be no penalties for taking breaks (different from the clip) but you will be punished for failure to complete all 24 hours before the deadline. You’ll want to start the new year as a good boy for Goddess, won’t you? Start tracking your jerking now!
There may be opportunities to knock off an hour or two here and there… It’s my game and I make the rules 👸🏻
On another note, there’s already been some movement on the top 20! I underestimated your purchasing power 😏 It’s quite tight between some of these entries! I’ll report on the fixed list for now and then, at the end, I’ll post the new top 20 as it stands 🏆
Dec 10 / Day 709
Next, at #19, we have Pleasure and Purpose 🤤 An into xicating oil worship JOI with a cum countdown for REGULAR worshipers and denial countdown for HARD and EXTREME 😜
Dec 9 / Day 708
Tell me how that experience was for you… ✉️
There’ll be no clips released this weekend but instead I’ll be beginning a slow countdown of my top clips as of Dec 2023. You like slow countdowns, don’t you? 😌 I want you to watch each one, each day. Since they’re my most sold clips, there’s a good chance they’ll be in your collection already.
At #20, perfect to kick off this list on the Goon Calendar: Interactive Orgasm Control.
Remind yourself where you were at with your submission when you joined the Goon Calendar. Think of one reason that you are glad you joined.
Dec 8 / Day 707
Hello, boys... 💋
I have some sensual instructions for you. Write them down on paper so that you don't need to revisit this page when it's time to complete them.
Tonight, I want you to lay down on your bed, comfortable and naked, and block or turn out all the light. Then, you'll begin playing this audio, in headphones. Search on you tube: Jungle Meditation by Chantress Seba.
Relax. You may feel vulnerable in the darkness. Take 10 deep, slow breaths. Let 1 finger uncurl from your gently closed fist with each exhalation, so that your mind can relax while your body keeps the score.
Listen to this sensual music and sink under its erotic and restorative spell.
When you have finished counting to 10, your hands will begin to explore. Keep breathing deeply before gradually returning to a natural inhale and exhale, as your hands roam over your chest, your shoulders, your neck, your mouth, your thighs... stroking, squeezing, lightly scratching, playing with sensations.
When you're ready to continue, you will gently suck on two fingers as your other hand closes around your cock and begins to pump.
Fall. Deeply. Into sub space. You are mine and Goddess is holding you in this dark, safe, bubble of pleasure.
🥵 REGULAR: When you can't hold it anymore, you'll explode on yourself in the darkness, then lay peacefully in the afterglow of your orgasm.
😤💀 HARD/EXTREME: When you're ready, you may move onto a clip binge, if you're lusting for more, to edge your helpless body back into denial for your Goddess.
Good boys.
Dec 7 / Day 706
A day of leisure and shopping for Goddess yesterday 💞 A day of being chastely stuffed into a pair of little panties for you!
I’ll let you out of the cage to edge but I’m not letting you out of panties today 😌
Dec 5 / Day 704
It always tickles me enormously to receive your video submissions when requested. I love the variety of them. Some of you look like you're being held hostage in your crusty boy rooms, some of you it's the first time I'm seeing you after years of servitude, some of you are just full of surprises, but they all put a smile on my face and make me stupid laugh out loud with delight. And it lets me connect a little more with the humans behind the usernames! I like hearing your different accents and spins on the words of worship!
Today's task is to send me your top three kinks.
Dec 4 / Day 703
Yum yum, Goddess is so kind! An early Christmas gift for slave. Tis the season for worship, my little hand humper 💞✨
If you send me a video of yourself say, “Thank you for letting me cum, Goddess”, I’ll let you have another one today 😘 Say it worshipfully. Don’t rush it. No penises please but showing face is your choice.
Dec 2 / Day 701
Thank you for all the tributes on the post yesterday, boys 😜 Goddess Eva has the best gooners.
Buuut I’m not quiiiiite ready to reward my gooners… not yet 😊
We’re celebrating the core of the Goon Calendar… edging and denial. And worshipping your Goddess, of course.
Use a vibrator as you worship. Today’s clip release is called My Loser Pump Slut.
Dec 1 / Day 700
Last month of The Goon Calendar year two, day 700! 😜 Is my little goon slave gonna spend the winter in hibernation, edging for Goddess?
I hope you didn’t think I was gonna let you cum today 🤭 as a treat 🤪 Oh, I’m gonna make you work for it this weekend. Are you up for it, edge slut?
Today’s release is called Stare Into My Eyes.
I bet you like the sound of that already. Fetch it. Pump. Don’t cum.
(Out on my clip stores at 1pm PT)
Nov 30 / Day 699
Mmm, one day away from another sexy milestone for the Goon Calendar and its devoted followers 👸🏻 Maaaaybe I’ll have a celebratory treat for them.
I want a good lot of stroking from you today, my horny minion. Get desperate for me. Fill your balls.
Nov 29 / Day 698
I’m so glad to be home and I’m feeling a lot more well rested! That’s the last of my travel for the year wrapped up and I think most likely that’ll extend into the new year until I move in Spring.
For my 🥵 gooners: Stroke and follow You Don’t Have to Cum…
For my 😤💀 gooners: Stroke and follow You Don’t Have to Deny Yourself… 😘
I’ll try to catch up with you later this week! Goddess’ rest comes first 👸🏻
Nov 28 / Day 697
Are you bursting for an orgasm? How frustrating is it to go day after day edging with no release? 😊 It puts a smile on my face just to think of you obediently stroking and denying yourself!
Pump for at least 30 minutes today without cumming.
