Jun 19 / Day 901 Wear something pink today. 🥵 REGULAR: Hav..
Jun 19 / Day 901
Wear something pink today.
🥵 REGULAR: Have a ruined orgasm 💧
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Jun 18 / Day 900 900! 🔥 That’s a big number. That’s a lot o..
Jun 18 / Day 900
900! 🔥 That’s a big number. That’s a lot of days dedicated to my control. I wonder how much it would be if I added all your days of servitude together.
Time to revisit some Goon Calendar staples:
I Want Your Cock
The Goon Calendar
Interactive Orgasm Control
Jun 17 / Day 899 My Princess life is coming together so bea..
Jun 17 / Day 899
My Princess life is coming together so beautifully. Meanwhile, you embrace your purpose as my submissive goon slave. Your journey as my humble servant has been well underway for a long time.
Just keep stroking, simping and sending for my feminine wardrobe, lavish trips and gorgeous apartment.
Good boys provide beauty and pleasure for Goddess.
Goddess provides beauty and pleasure for good boys.
The harmony of it 💕
Jun 16 / Day 898 Happy Daddy’s day 🙇🏻♂️ Worship Daddy’s c..
Jun 16 / Day 898
Happy Daddy’s day 🙇🏻♂️
Worship Daddy’s cock like a good boy. Jerk to one of my strap on clips.
Jun 15 / Day 897 Now he who must obey will kneel once again..
Jun 15 / Day 897
Now he who must obey will kneel once again before his Goddess, stare adoring into Her eyes and stroke like his life depends on it.
😤🥵 REG/HARD: You will be allowed to cum to the most recent cum countdown clip that you bought.
Jun 14 / Day 896 New clip today! 🥂 She Who Must Be Obeyed...
Jun 14 / Day 896
New clip today! 🥂
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
I expect obedience. I expect you to do what you’re told. I expect you to buy this clip and stroke your cock how I want you to.
Disobedience will be punished… and I’m going to remind you exactly how painful disobedience can be 😊
The new release time is 3pm GMT (yes, we’re on UK time now aka Goddess Mean Time)
Jun 13 / Day 895 My shooting day was excellent. What a grea..
Jun 13 / Day 895
My shooting day was excellent. What a great start! There’ll be new clips coming soon! I looked too beautiful to stay in afterwards so I went out for a glass of wine in a dress with a slit running up my thigh 🍷
You’re going to stay in and goon.
Jun 12 / Day 894 You guys knock things off my wishlist so f..
Jun 12 / Day 894
You guys knock things off my wishlist so fast! I’m pleased 😊 Okay, you can jerk again today.
Meanwhile, I’ll be getting back in front of the camera for the first time here! So let’s see what happens 💅🏻 So long, popcorn ceiling 🖕🏻
Jun 11 / Day 893 Keep your paws off your favourite toy toda..
Jun 11 / Day 893
Keep your paws off your favourite toy today ☝🏼 No touching, pup.
Jun 10 / Day 892 Time for a Goddess update 💁🏻♀️ The move i..
Jun 10 / Day 892
Time for a Goddess update 💁🏻♀️ The move in went smoothly! My new flat is simply so beautiful and I love this area. It feels like Sex and the City when I step out looking my best 👸🏻 Here’s a preview…
The furniture I’ve ordered will be arriving quicker than I expected so everything’s coming together nicely. I don’t know how I made it FIVE months without a sofa when I moved into my Vancouver apartment during lockdown. I want somewhere comfy to sit NOW! I’ll be updating my wishlist soon so you can help me fill this gorgeous space.
Thank you for your well wishes and tributes last week! I’m not quite ready to chat yet. I’m adjusting! There’s still a lot of stuff that needs to be homed and essentials to be gathered, and I haven’t got internet yet either.
I want to remind you that your mandated daily edging quota is 15 minutes minimum, unless otherwise specified. And no cumming without permission! Be good 💋
Jun 9 / Day 891 What better could I gooner have to do on a ..
Jun 9 / Day 891
What better could I gooner have to do on a Sunday than spend it deep in worship for his one true Goddess?
You will start with a prayer on your knees: “Thank you, Goddess, for the pleasure that I am about to receive. Thank you for the frustration. Thank you for your control. I am yours.”
Jun 8 / Day 890 Now it’s my first night alone in my beautif..
Jun 8 / Day 890
Now it’s my first night alone in my beautiful new flat. That means Goddess is… busy 💧💋
Jun 7 / Day 889 Flip a coin. No coin flips, no gooning. He..
Jun 7 / Day 889
Flip a coin. No coin flips, no gooning.
Heads, watch Arrows of Addiction and bite your lip.
Tails, watch Pink Worship and lick up ALL your precum.
No lube for either, only spit.
🥵 Orgasm for REGULAR.
Jun 6 / Day 888 Celebrate day 888 of the Goon Calendar by w..
Jun 6 / Day 888
Celebrate day 888 of the Goon Calendar by watching 8 clips 🎉
Jun 5 / Day 887 Wear a butt plug to be allowed to edge toda..
Jun 5 / Day 887
Wear a butt plug to be allowed to edge today 🍓
Jun 4 / Day 886 Jerk to one of my foot worship clips today ..
Jun 4 / Day 886
Jerk to one of my foot worship clips today 💋
Goddess is going to be quite busy for the next few days! So be good and keep stroking that cock while I get moved into my new home.
Jun 3 / Day 885 Stroke and simp. Stroke and simp. Gooning ..
Jun 3 / Day 885
Stroke and simp. Stroke and simp.
Gooning has taken over your life.
I have taken over your life.
You’re my good boy.
Stroke and simp.
Jun 2 / Day 884 Lazy Sunday morning laying in bed, cumming,..
Jun 2 / Day 884
Lazy Sunday morning laying in bed, cumming, cumming, cumming, before I pack up for my move in day.
Mmm, I wonder which room of my new flat will be the first to be blessed by my pleasure. Probably the luscious, sizable bedroom between my brand new sub funded sheets. Maybe one of the bathrooms, soaking languidly in the tub. Maybe on the staircase, just for the fun of it, or the living room where I can make a mess on the floorboards.
I want you to masturbate in at least 2 different rooms today.
🥵 REGULAR: Orgasm for you.
Jun 1 / Day 883 You’re gonna spend the weekend obsessing ov..
Jun 1 / Day 883
You’re gonna spend the weekend obsessing over my perfect asshole and every other part of my gorgeous body. Roll the dice to decide what you’ll worship and watch a clip focusing on that part.
May 31 / Day 882 I’m thinking… It’s time for you to cum. ..
May 31 / Day 882
I’m thinking…
It’s time for you to cum.
But not right now! I want you to wait until after 8pm UK time.
Why? Because I’m putting a hot little video in your inbox at 8pm. Something you really don’t deserve to see.
But you’ll watch it 3 times.
And on the third time, when you see IT, that’s when you will cum.
Now spend the day in agony wondering what I’m talking about 😊
May 30 / Day 881 I’m thinking about ME cumming hard. Soaki..
May 30 / Day 881
I’m thinking about ME cumming hard.
Soaking the sheets and moaning loudly, pushing my head back into the pillows, legs shaking.
I’m thinking about having all the pleasure I want, cumming again and again until I physically can’t have any more.
Oh wait, I don’t have to JUST think about it…
May 29 / Day 880 I’m thinking about you nutting hard for me..
May 29 / Day 880
I’m thinking about you nutting hard for me. Really hard.
So hard that your dick pulses furiously as the cum erupts from the tip. So hard that every muscle in your body goes rigid with ecstasy. So hard that this uncontrollable grunt escapes your mouth and you collapse in exhaustion afterwards.
I’m thinking about that for you.
But not today. Keep pumping.
May 28 / Day 879 I’m thinking about letting you have an org..
May 28 / Day 879
I’m thinking about letting you have an orgasm but… not today 😇
Maybe soon though…
Maybe not.
Every day, you never know. You wake up ready to receive your orders, ready to follow them, ready to do what you’re told like a good little bitch. Ready to cum or deny yourself if I want you to.
Maybe you even check them before bed because you’re so eager to know what you’ll be doing the next day, because your life revolves around my orders.
Today, you must edge for at least 30 minutes.
May 27 / Day 878 Day of Rest 😌 No touching.
May 27 / Day 878
Day of Rest 😌
No touching.
May 26 / Day 877 Another day of worship for my sexless army..
May 26 / Day 877
Another day of worship for my sexless army 🙏🏻
Today you may only watch clips that have the word “worship” in the title. Such as:
Worship on Your Knees
Countdowns and C*nt Worship
Fishnet Worship
Motivational Ass Worship
Bush Worship
1000 Hours of Ass Worship
Upskirt Ass Worship
I Love Worship
Save Your Job (Asshole Worship)
Your Love Worshiping My Muscles
Humiliating Pussy Worship
May 25 / Day 876 No new clip again this weekend unfortunate..
May 25 / Day 876
No new clip again this weekend unfortunately. Goddess has been busy shopping, draining addicts and enjoying the garden.
I have an unreleased title called Good Little Gooner.
Maybe if you all beg and plead, I’ll be moved enough to edit it ready for next Friday 👸🏻
You’re still required to jerk today though. Duh 💋
May 24 / Day 875 You will use a number generator to determi..
May 24 / Day 875
You will use a number generator to determine which clips you will watch today.
You either have several pages worth of clips or they are divided into folders.
The first generation refers to which page you will pick from.
The next generation will dictate which clip within that page you will watch.
So, if you have 4 pages of clips and there are 20 clips on each page, you will first generate a number between 1-4, then a number between 1-20. Skip the first step if you can only access one long list.
Repeat.
May 23 / Day 874 Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna ..
May 23 / Day 874
Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna go to my iwant page and you’re gonna add at least 3 clips to your cart. You’re gonna diligently watch and stroke to every single one.
Then you’re gonna go back and buy more.
🥵 REGULAR gooners get to cum to Milk It! 🐮
May 22 / Day 873 I’ve been adding lots of devilish clip ide..
May 22 / Day 873
I’ve been adding lots of devilish clip ideas to my list lately and generally been feeling bratty.
Squeeze your nipples. Flip a coin.
Heads, you will start with This Was Meant to be Temporary and end with Pussy Free Conditioning.
Tails, you will start with Porn is the Only Way and end with Permanently Submissive.
No cumming.
May 21 / Day 872 No touching today. No jerking. No pumping..
May 21 / Day 872
No touching today.
No jerking. No pumping. No edging. No ass fucking. No spiraling deep and hard into the addictive grips of ecstasy.
Understood?