PSA - A morning text from me doesn't mean "good morning". It means "I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now".
2022-04-19 09:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post
@cindymoon7You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton.
2022-04-19 02:34:21 +0000 UTC View PostHow about 1 more vote for a friend? https://onlyfans.com/310877747/sexpinkpanthervip
2022-04-19 00:49:29 +0000 UTC View PostSo I need your help one more time. V4V V4L or a story post. Thanks https://onlyfans.com/310816975/entertain_rick
2022-04-18 23:06:37 +0000 UTC View Post
@maihero I've been trying these pick up lines for months now....when are we going out?
2022-04-18 22:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
@cindymoon7 I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
2022-04-18 18:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking my show on the road. I'll be posting content from NJ and NYC this week. Maybe my accent will change. 🤣
2022-04-18 17:19:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm writing this post while trying not to gag from the fart someone in this non moving security line just dropped. I hate airport Mondays.
2022-04-18 09:32:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe your final stage of healing is telling people to fuck off.
2022-04-18 00:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you say to someone with a black eye? Nothing, they’ve already been told
2022-04-17 18:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re lying if you say you’ve never let a game controller or cell phone vibrate on your crotch.
2022-04-17 15:12:49 +0000 UTC View Post
When it comes to the debate....do men prefer small boobs or big boobs....we prefer blowjobs.
2022-04-17 13:17:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A very happy birthday to @coochielouwho swing by her page and show her some love. Want your own birthday shoutout? It's free HMU in the DMs.
2022-04-17 10:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The phrase "bang for your buck" isn't what I thought it was.
2022-04-17 06:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
@octopus4 What’s the difference between you and the refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it.
2022-04-16 23:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a few days left this week....let me know if interested. Would you like to have your own day? A day where someone posts about you and only you. Unique pick up lines...jokes...vote request and mirrors of your own posts if you like. For the bargin basement price of $15 you can own part of my page for a day and get 4 unique posts. (Yours or mine) and no other creator will be posted on that day. I may still post a joke but won't @ or feature another creator on your day. For $25 you can add 2 mass dms to the posts. Let me know if you want to reserve a day now.
2022-04-16 21:48:52 +0000 UTC View PostI always forget to post the replay. Enjoy this past week's live show and tune in next week for a special edition show. With @rando_mike @promote-a-hoe and myself. This upcoming show will be sponsored by @mossyoak235 Want to sponsor a show? Ask me how
2022-04-16 17:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I need your help! I was a bad friend. One of my dearest friend since my beginning on this platform is @feetcougar and this GILF recently celebrated 61 trips around the sun and I forgot to wish her a happy birthday properly. Please swing by and wish her a happy belated birthday and throw down some likes. She's about to cross 20k. What a cool present that will be. She's great. You'll thank me.
2022-04-16 11:59:37 +0000 UTC View Post
For those of you who think I don't do enough "adult" stuff... I posed nude for an art class last night. They didn't ask me to .... I think they were making clay bowls.
2022-04-16 11:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
My day started out so good. I was ready to conquer the day and motivate myself and my friends to next levels of success. Then 1 issue with a client in NC then Orlando then Jacksonville then Atlanta....snowballing into a crappy morning. I hope your day goes better. I'll be back tomorrow.
2022-04-15 17:10:34 +0000 UTC View Post
@saichedelic3 is the 2nd winner of my joke request contest yesterday. She wins some cash and this post and my adoration. I have known this beauty for almost a year now and I love her solo and couples content....can't wait till she finds a girlfriend to play with too. Go visit her. Here is her winning joke. Why did the mushroom have so many friends? ……… Because he was a fungi!!
2022-04-15 14:48:07 +0000 UTC View Post
@cindymoon7 and I were eating in a fancy restaurant.... Suddenly, she starts turning blue and gasping for air. Everyone else around just sits there watching, but not me, I JUMP up, grab her and yank her out of the chair. I then pulled her dress up over her head, slid her panties down and ran my tongue up the crack of her ass. She promptly spits out the piece of food that was causing her distress. Everyone in the place is looking at me in disbelief. I guess they had never seen anyone do the Hind Lick Maneuver before?!?!
2022-04-15 11:01:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday I made a post asking for jokes....I offered a reward. 2 people gave me jokes and earned cash and a post. 1st up Shane Davis Photos @shanedavisphotos Shane is a Marine Corps Machine Gunner turned Photography and Videography Junkie looking to create some content and find his tribe. He is looking for like minded creators. His winning joke.... What’s the difference between jam and jelly ? I can’t jelly my dick in your ass… 😮
2022-04-15 09:12:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone called me "extra" today. I just looked right at them and said, "am I extra or are you just Basic?"
2022-04-15 03:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
@xxxmisssyannn Are you a mirror? Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like
2022-04-14 23:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post
@tomkatt1969 and @therealkaylee have thier hands full this week over in @theloungeroom Tonight at 10pm est they are welcoming a new up and coming creator @amethyst_69 If you tune in tonight she is giving away free memberships to her page for viewers of the live. I'll be there. Why? ...read her BIo and find out. WOW ****************** I am your Filipina 🇵🇭 BBW with a twist. I will show you my solo 🙋🏻♀️content but mostly I want to share with you the fun I have with my friends💕. I want to show you all my escapades from every point of view that I possible can. You want a special point of view, just send me a DM. I love eating pussy 😺 and sucking dick 🍆, even better when they are all in the same room! Group sex is my favorite. I cant wait to show you my dripping wet pussy💦, and the extent I will go to get satisfied 😈. My friends and I film everything we do just for you. So my page is not just solo little ole me, but there are many other creators on my page that you will get to see too!! All in one place! Come watch me play😘. Nothing is hotter then knowing you are getting off to me and the special things I post here for you.
2022-04-14 19:48:12 +0000 UTC View Post8 hours left and it is one close race. If you haven't voted....now is the time. It will get you a vote in return or some likes or a story shout out post. If you have voted already - thank you. If you have voted for my opponent @evergirl that's good too. I would have voted for her ...she's pretty freaking great. But that won't get you a vote from me....just maybe a little harassment and a story post right @x-meller-x 😘😂🤣? https://onlyfans.com/306819487/entertain_rick
2022-04-14 15:10:11 +0000 UTC View Post
@xxxmisssyannn Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
2022-04-14 13:12:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I have $7.13 available to the best joke by 5pm....make me laugh. You will win the money and a permanent post.
2022-04-14 11:20:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I had no content planned for today so I am sharing you some of my favorite people. @lunareine @cindymoon7 @envygoldz @promote-a-hoe @mossyoak235 @kloutkiki @octopus4 @delilah_quinn (even if she retired) @rando_mike @mrsmakeucream Did I miss you?don't be mad ...Send me a photo....you are NEXT.
2022-04-13 22:03:11 +0000 UTC View Post