The best part of owning dogs is walking them in the rain . But it's 55⁰ and if I take some soap I might be able to skip the shower today.
2022-01-16 10:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This is something different. Fans don't you hate getting those notifications that tell you "your subscription to --------- expires tomorrow" ? I do. I have two beautiful creators that I might lose without your help. Usually all tips go to charity but in this case they go to MY RENEWAL of @amberhayes and @anasparklesvip Don't let me go without either one. They are beautiful. They are sexy and they will both miss me but not as much as I miss them. 😪 Every $ counts so I can continue to be memorized by these beautiful ladies and bring you posts that feature them. Thank you in advance.
2022-01-16 01:26:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't have a dirty mind....I have a sexy imagination. Get into it.
2022-01-15 23:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post
@sexcrazed90 Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it
2022-01-15 22:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostJello4thot and I need your vote. I pledged no mass DMs today so help me stay true to my word and get out the vote for us in the beasties competition. @kevid19 and @octopus4 Thanks. https://onlyfans.com/255100462/cupcakepromotions
2022-01-15 17:54:25 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the return of Saturday morning Story time. Should I bring it back as a regular feature?
2022-01-15 12:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-15 11:23:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Free advice Life is short. If you have a crush on someone walk right up to them...and then a little past them...and then keep going because it's probably not worth it.
2022-01-15 01:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post
@fllbeachguys I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
2022-01-15 00:07:43 +0000 UTC View Post
@lovemebebe Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
2022-01-14 23:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
@bustysuburbanfarmwife If you were a flower you'd be a damnnndelion.
2022-01-14 22:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
@littlemissbiscuit Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, I bet that booty is too.
2022-01-14 21:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
@xo_penney Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.
2022-01-14 20:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post
@chibigoddess7 I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.
2022-01-14 18:49:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Ive been told Ive not posted enough jokes lately. So.... A dying farmer is having trouble deciding which of his three sons to give his farm to. After calling them all in he says: "I will give you each a duck and which ever one of you can get the most for it can have the farm." After the brief meeting with their father all of the sons go out to sell the duck. The first son runs into wino that says he will give the son $100 for the duck. The second son find a kid who will give him $200 of his parents' money for the duck. The third son goes to a whore house and askes a prostitute if she will have sex with him for the duck and she agrees. After they have is the prostitute says: "That was good let's do it again, I'll, um, give you this duck for it!" An hour later the third son is walking with the duck and it goes into the middle of the road and gets hit by an eighteen-wheeler. The driver gets out and hands him a wad of cash for the duck. The next day the farmer say: "Ok now all of you tell me what you got for your duck!" "I got $100 for my duck," says the first son. "I got $200 for my duck," says the second son. The third son then says: "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 300 bucks for a fucked-up duck!"
2022-01-14 14:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am allowed at least one attempt at trying to trip you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
2022-01-14 11:44:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you miss tonight's three way episode of 2 Perves with a Microphone? 🎤 Here is the playback. Thanks to all the creators who dropped in and said hello. Really special thanks to all the creators who asked questions and made the show what it was intended to be A HELPFUL TOOL for you to grow your OF business. TOPICS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW WERE: The new OF settings, Online Security and growing your page. Tune in next week for 3 new topics and our new segment PROMOTE YOURSELF where you can drop links request votes and get your name out there. Thanks to @promote-a-hoe for adding that female creators touch tonight and special welcome home to @rando_mike with his 1st night back in the chair. We have a great time and appreciate you all.
2022-01-14 03:20:41 +0000 UTC View Post
@valhallaleighh if kissing is a virus let's me and you start a pandemic. For those of you mad at me for posting a censored picture ...go visit her page. She has the uncensored one right on there and she's recovering from Covid. Show some love.
2022-01-14 02:31:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-14 01:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-14 00:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post
@theautonomousamputee2 is the creator for you. Not just because I said so. Because it's a fact. Her content is fresh and it's unique. Shes a friendly creator and responsive to her fans and fellow creators. You could keep reading this or go see for yourself. I know my choice. Tune in later for her VIP page review. Not for the faint of heart.
2022-01-13 19:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-13 18:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post
@sexynursejennfree I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world. Go visit this great creator. Not only a beauty but supportive of other creators and did a great job like bombing @luxbellamy today. Help return the love with a follow and some likes.
2022-01-13 17:31:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-13 17:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
@roni_lyn You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms. Go visit this great creator. Not only a beauty but supportive of other creators and did a great job like bombing @luxbellamy today. Help return the love with a follow and some likes.
2022-01-13 16:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You know I am a big LIKE fan. My good friend @luxbellamy is about to hit a likes milestone and I want everyone to go help her. She needs just a few to push her over 20k likes. I think if we treat her right she can break 30k. Creators - If you go like at least 100 posts and she verifies it I will do you a pick up line shoutout and get you some likes if you do 200 I will give you a wall post...and I don't delete them ever. Fans - she's beautiful. It's prize enough. But if you like 100 I'll send you a nude. Mine. Lol Even if you only join her page and like a few it's worth your time. She runs a page like none other when I say she is a favorite of mine it's NOT an exaggeration. Go see why. @luxbellamy
2022-01-13 13:17:41 +0000 UTC View Post
@marriedfreakyminx On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
2022-01-13 02:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-01-13 01:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you get when you receive a sexting message? A naughtification. What do you get when it's from @xo_penney ? You get excited because amongst her other talents Penelope is a master sexter. Don't believe me check her page and her menu.
2022-01-12 23:31:11 +0000 UTC View Post
As I wrap 1 contest I start thinking about the next one. So I said I would host fewer competitions and I have been true to my word. BUT they can be fun and I have some free time and want to do one more before the end of the month. What would you be interested in competing in or seeing?
2022-01-12 22:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post