Remember kids: if you're gonna use the h00ker cooker like I do, make sure you wear your protective tanning goggles! 🥽😎🕶️💅😉
2024-04-30 03:14:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Gentlemen, a pro tip from me to you: blow drying your junk after a shower is the most luxurious way you can spend 5 minutes that costs you nothing. A++, 10/10, highly recommend.
2024-04-27 23:49:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been busy AF this week so the thirst has been lacking...sorry! How's this to make up for it? 😉
2024-04-26 15:21:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Green? For spring? Groundbreaking. 😂
2024-04-22 16:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Tummy Tuesday, gays and theys! 😘😈
2024-04-16 15:18:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Come cuddle with Daddy, boy. You're gonna be the little spoon. 😈😈😈
2024-04-13 16:15:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Tummy Tuesday + tanning! (Otherwise I'm as blindingly white as the sun's corona during the eclipse 😂😂😂)
2024-04-09 15:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's underwear choice! They might be white but I'm anything but virginal. 😈😈😈
2024-04-06 23:51:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I think you've got a job to do, boy. Don't you? 😈
2024-04-06 18:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post
@jacksonboyd.bsky.social gave me this pair of FOTLs - what do you think? 😉😈
2024-03-30 19:14:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Houston, we have VOLUME today! A little bit of leave-in conditioner before blow-drying works wonders. 😉💅🪄🧙♂️
2024-03-28 15:51:39 +0000 UTC View Post
How about some tighty whitey booty for hump day - that work for you? 😉😈
2024-03-27 15:17:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Close enough to Monochrome Monday, methinks. 😉
2024-03-25 15:27:23 +0000 UTC View Post
A fresh one for Hump Day, as a treat. 😉😈
2024-03-20 15:19:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Feet don't do anything erotic for me, but I'll never turn down a good foot rub...and I know some of you boys enjoy em. 😉
2024-03-16 15:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
How are *you* celebrating this #FCF ? 😉😈
2024-03-15 15:24:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hotel bathroom thirst traps just hit different. 😈
2024-03-06 17:07:57 +0000 UTC View Post
My undies match the h*oker cooker! 😂
2024-03-02 20:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hump Day, Wagon Wednesday - whatever you call it...I hope you enjoy. 😉😘😈
2024-02-28 16:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Tummy Tuesday and Tighty Whitey Tuesday two-for-one! 😉😈
2024-02-27 16:21:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Monochrome Monday, kids!
2024-02-26 16:26:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Gotta keep those buns tanned, amirite ladies? 😉
2024-02-22 04:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that daddy's got an office and a salary again, he also gets stat holidays off - and today is one of em. Join me? 😉😈
2024-02-19 19:08:42 +0000 UTC View Post
