Should I give you a 'raisin' to come peel these off me? 😂😂😉😉..

Should I give you a 'raisin' to come peel these off me? 😂😂😉😉😈😈 (Yes, I'm a dork that enjoys stupid puns, haha)
2023-10-19 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostShould I give you a 'raisin' to come peel these off me? 😂😂😉😉😈😈 (Yes, I'm a dork that enjoys stupid puns, haha)
2023-10-19 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostBusiness on the outside, party on the inside 😉😈
2023-10-18 16:07:38 +0000 UTC View PostAnd the week begins! Off to work I go...
2023-10-16 16:08:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my "I just got out of the bath but still have textbook readings to do" look. 😂
2023-10-15 23:41:37 +0000 UTC View Post"Bear privilege" is being able to carefully conceal my junk just with my belly and careful cropping. 😉😈
2023-10-15 22:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostWell good morning, starshine. The earth says hello. 😉😈
2023-10-15 16:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostY'all don't mind a little blue bulge'n'booty, do ya? 😉😈
2023-10-14 20:32:14 +0000 UTC View PostPlease appreciate that I matched my socks to my undies *perfectly* yesterday. 😂
2023-10-13 14:14:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like x-ray vision! What do you prefer - avec or sans pants and jacket? 🧐
2023-10-13 03:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hump day and I'm feeling blue 😉😈
2023-10-11 23:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostTighty Whitey Tuesday? Don't mind if I do. 😈
2023-10-10 15:31:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's on under today's pants...
2023-10-09 16:16:11 +0000 UTC View PostA couple more before I hit the sack...hope you don't mind! 😉😈
2023-10-09 05:22:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow about a little bulge for your Sunday afternoon? 😉😈
2023-10-08 22:29:46 +0000 UTC View PostDid somebody say...Jocktober? 😉😈
2023-10-07 18:50:36 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Friday, so that means just ONE more day until the weekend!
2023-10-06 16:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostOrange you glad that it's almost Friday? 😂
2023-10-05 23:25:51 +0000 UTC View PostI forgot what the Wednesday prompt is. So have some colourful briefs, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2023-10-04 15:28:27 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Tighty Whitey Tuesday, lads! 😉😈
2023-10-03 15:36:13 +0000 UTC View PostAaaaaand what I had underneath the dress shirt, sport coat, and navy corduroys... 😉😉😈😈
2023-10-03 02:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostWanna pet my kitty cats? They're real friendly. 😈😈😈
2023-10-02 01:33:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Saturday morning - we've got no plans until the afternoon. Come back to bed...I've got a surprise for you. 😈😈😈
2023-09-30 16:39:04 +0000 UTC View PostWearing this pair for @venicedogs.bsky.social this morning...do we think he's gonna follow the written instructions? 😈😉
2023-09-29 18:41:07 +0000 UTC View PostI worked on the Prelude alllll day, so I deserve a bath with epsom salts and a beer, goddammit.
2023-09-28 01:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostYou gotta coordinate the socks and undies! It's like, a rule or something. 😉
2023-09-27 16:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not too late for YOU to post a Tighty Whitey Tuesday pic still! 😈😉
2023-09-27 04:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post