Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice ๐

Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice ๐
2020-11-16 21:56:07 +0000 UTC View PostOf course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice ๐
2020-11-16 21:56:07 +0000 UTC View PostGirls donโt masturbate ๐๐ป
2020-11-14 03:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostPicturing you naked is the most productive thing Iโve done all day
2020-11-14 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostI might have a bad mouth but I can do great things with it ๐๐
2020-11-13 18:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostI kinda want cookies and cream ๐ช๐ฅ but I kinda want him to beat my cookie until it creams๐คค! Decisions decisions ๐ค
2020-11-13 15:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostDick is not an apology! Iโm gonna still bend over though โบ๏ธ
2020-11-13 05:09:36 +0000 UTC View PostI bend ๐คซ he drill ๐คซ we Benadryl ๐
2020-11-13 03:05:50 +0000 UTC View PostLegend says, when you canโt sleep at night, itโs because youโre still awake in someone elseโs dream ๐ญ
2020-11-12 23:50:47 +0000 UTC View PostI am a tie me up kind of woman
2020-11-11 01:22:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe only reason I would kick you out of the bed would be to fuck you on the floor
2020-11-06 02:37:20 +0000 UTC View PostLife is a lot like a penis.. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.. Then a woman makes it hard ๐คญ๐
2020-11-04 01:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostUndressing me with your eyes? Use your teeth!
2020-11-03 13:06:35 +0000 UTC View PostI will be the Bonnie to your Clyde
2020-11-03 11:27:13 +0000 UTC View PostI donโt know much about pies but I wanna make your banana cream ๐ฅง๐
2020-11-03 10:47:51 +0000 UTC View PostSex is like math: You add the bed Subtract the clothes Separate the legs And pray you donโt multiply
2020-10-27 19:43:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do we think of redheads ๐ ๐ฅ @shutterman
2020-10-24 17:08:57 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning sunshine โ๏ธ @shutterman
2020-10-24 12:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhatโs the first thing that sexually Attracts you to someone? @shutterman
2020-10-24 02:05:58 +0000 UTC View Post