SO IT’S GONNA BE LIKE THAT HUH
I was genuinely laughing so hard my face hurt and I couldn’t breathe. Which is good cuz I can’t fully reach orgasm without holding my breath… or being choked
2023-10-28 18:50:46 +0000 UTC
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I really love my booty even though it’s small 😤 this photo is 100% unedited but it’s also a little blurry! I think the stretch marks would be acceptable to kendrick lamar ♥️
i have a degradation fetish so if you’re a LITTLE mean I probably won’t cry. Try it out. See how it feels. I’ll rate on a scale 1-10 and probably jerk off to the best one 🤷🏻♀️ seems like a good reward
2023-10-28 03:10:07 +0000 UTC
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POV: I’m doing laundry and the only shorts I have left are these 😫
I have a tiny lil booty for these tiny lil shorts but look how cute!!
I’m waiting on a fair use takedown and then we’re good to go for sending new content out 🥰 hopefully EOD, fingers crossed! 4 messages going out with purchasable content!!
2023-10-26 22:09:51 +0000 UTC
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What kind of Halloween content gets y’all going?
2023-10-24 03:22:51 +0000 UTC
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I only have one friend on this platform and it’s @serinymph — show her some love today 🥰 She just finished moving & needs a lil sweetness
2023-10-20 20:45:39 +0000 UTC
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guy who’s been here for 15 days: where’s the content bitch
guy who’s been here for 3 months: I’m just sitting here masturbating, minding my own business,
2023-10-19 22:12:41 +0000 UTC
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Hi! I’m just waiting for trolls to die down before sending out content. Way less chance of leakage if we give them a few days to get bored. I was doxxed about two weeks ago and it flared up again because of an event that was announced yesterday. No big deal but the anxiety etc etc so I’m just keeping to myself and answering messages for a bit
Here’s a cute one from that lame 4th of July shoot. But I look nice :D
I’m keeping a planner now so things should start normalizing. Kinda cool that I’ve kept up the daily posts for a week now!
2023-10-19 20:40:00 +0000 UTC
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I did that AI yearbook and NONE OF THESE LOOK LIKE MEEEEEE LMAOOOOO
except one
where I look like barb from stranger things
2023-10-19 02:32:07 +0000 UTC
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These are fun but old. They’re from THREE years ago and I’ve never sent these to anyone! It’s been a long time since I’ve had a partner I felt was worthy of fun silly sexy old selfies from when I owned 64 plants. I still don’t have a partner who’s worthy of these so onlyfans is my partner now.
Aren’t these lovely? Other than how insanely messy the background is. Plant Kari was never organized 😩 and that’s why Kari doesn’t have plants anymore.
As usual, I will always reward you guys for your loyalty and patience with me. Your money means a lot no matter the amount you’ve spent and I’m just grateful as fuck and trying to show you this is all in good faith.
2023-10-18 15:21:13 +0000 UTC
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Okay don’t cancel me but I’m still cranking out one more idea but I haven’t gone to sleep yet so I’m sorry to delay this by one more day
But I’m almost done filming and I’m covered in so much oil
I need a shower
I did more work tonight than I have in 60 days
LET ME SLEEP and then I’ll be more well rested to edit this content and get it out to you sometime tonight.
Thanks for being flexible! I didn’t realize how sexy and fun I felt and I just kept coming up with lots of fun ideas and outfit combos and fetishes. It’s only 4 pieces of content but I’m PROUD and I’m excited to sell them to you at a steep discount for your patience.
First video is gonna be $5 no matter how long it is. That’s my minimum content price. :) tonight!! But first oil shower and walk dog and 8 hours of sleep
2023-10-18 15:09:38 +0000 UTC
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The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do is make posts on my phone while covered in oil
MY LIFE IS HARD AND MY PHONE IS ALIPOWRRY
slippery
there we go
I’ll post an announcement when the tiddy bouncing video goes out with a specific description so you know what you’re buying ♥️ 9AM MT is my target but I wanna get it out there for all my
early risers
:3
2023-10-18 08:19:51 +0000 UTC
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MESSAGES + ADDERALL
Happy eclipse day :3
2023-10-15 03:22:04 +0000 UTC
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God I’m having so much fun on this website and we haven’t even started
2023-10-14 21:43:22 +0000 UTC
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Pussy from a girl who can’t form sincere bonds during periods of hypersexuality, a symptom of PTSD >>>>>>>>> ✊🏻😔
2023-10-14 21:28:32 +0000 UTC
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Taking fry to the park & answering some voice messages all cute like 🥰
He had the silliest bedhead yesterday morning on his face
2023-10-14 20:39:02 +0000 UTC
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SAD HORNY PLEASE KILL ME
(snapping candid morning pics is so fun and cute NO I LOVE ONLYFANS POSTING 😭😭)
2023-10-14 20:14:13 +0000 UTC
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Holy fuck, have you ever been ✨sad horny✨? I just woke up and I’m so turned on for NO reason. Like my legs are TINGLY.
My heart can’t handle this shit 😭 THINGS ARE ALREADY HARD FOR ME I DONT WANNA GET DICKED DOWN BY SOMEONE I LOVE IT’S TOO COMPLICATED
2023-10-14 20:09:39 +0000 UTC
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I’ve been meaning to farm ideas:
I want to create a special tier for anyone who subbed before November. A lot of people have just thanklessly supported me, trusting that I’d be active and attentive sometime soon.
I want it to be sorta like how you can’t get certain discord badges. I don’t plan to do any more of these because I think this one should hold real value forever.
I’m thinking:
50% discount on all content
Special posts viewable only by supporters, if I start doing porn this will absolutely include me like, making a grilled cheese without a shirt on and getting schwasted
Private content requests (I won’t be doing these publicly, but this is content that won’t be shared with anyone else)
Brainstorm with me when I’m thinking out loud about content concepts & the ability to request public content
Is there anything else you all want as rewards?
I also think we should charge like $25,000 for someone to join and then all of you get $8 or some silly shit. People shouldn’t be able to buy their way in, but if they drop 25k maybe we should make it a hilarious game.
Also accepting hilarious name suggestions. Please don’t do a K alliteration unless it’s absurdly long, I was born in 1988 and KKK adjacent stuff makes me nervous.
2023-10-14 06:23:53 +0000 UTC
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Voice messages make everything go much faster but pls respond and tell me if you don’t like it or have accessibility stuff. Sometimes voice notes make people nervous instead of turned on lmao
2023-10-14 06:14:33 +0000 UTC
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I feel a deep goofy connection to Caitlyn from Arcane and Nidalee from League so those are going to be my first two cosplays, for my third I’m gonna do Nami from One Piece but I gotta at least finish the live action first and one season of the anime.
Any particular skins? Feel free to throw out any suggestions!!
2023-10-14 06:12:27 +0000 UTC
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Took this in a dressing room today holy shit hahah CRYING GIVES YOU ABS
2023-10-13 20:34:10 +0000 UTC
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the booty is tiny but I’m workin on it :D
regret to inform that I have freckles on my butt 😔
2023-10-13 18:48:11 +0000 UTC
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tiddy
kitty
:)
gmgm 🌅 ♥️
2023-10-13 16:12:03 +0000 UTC
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feeling pouty ;( haven’t been getting my way lately and really need a firm hand to take some of the pressure off of my high intensity life 😭♥️
2023-10-13 08:19:10 +0000 UTC
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No date tonight, time for work 🥰 I just don’t have it in me.
Are you guys okay with me responding to your messages with voice messages? It’s a little easier and hands free for me :) but if folks don’t want voice responses feel free to let me know!
2023-10-13 02:29:08 +0000 UTC
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Adding everyone on snap while I finish my ramen 🥰 the username is karikeone — sometimes you can find me and sometimes you can’t 😭😭
2023-10-13 00:12:32 +0000 UTC
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free will blows. give me a leash or a cult leader.
2023-10-12 14:37:39 +0000 UTC
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bein cute. idk might go compel some sailors to dash their ships upon the rocky shore
what cheers you up?
2023-10-12 13:57:31 +0000 UTC
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sleep tight
2023-10-11 09:46:35 +0000 UTC
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A gift for my early risers ♥️
I won’t be releasing this photoset but it made a super cute lil screenshot ~ I hope you have a wonderful start to your Sunday & I’ll be working super hard to get caught up & get this launch set up for Monday. I’ll be releasing 2 new free photos and a bundle o’ goofy sexy spooky tiddies n booties. For fun. Halloween stuff makes me happy so I got kinda carried away LOL
Are you ready? Is there anything special I can do for Monday to make it extra special?
2023-10-08 09:57:46 +0000 UTC
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