Did you know? The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation trav..
Did you know?
The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation travels at approx 45 kilometres per hour which is faster than the 100 meters dash world record.
Did you know?
The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation travels at approx 45 kilometres per hour which is faster than the 100 meters dash world record.
I’m ready babe, how about you?
2024-06-26 02:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust another catch of the day.
2024-06-25 21:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I'm good in the bedroom, you should see me in the kitchen. I don't cook, but I perform there too.
2024-06-25 09:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
At the point of orgasm, both men and women tend to have a heart rate of approximately 140
2024-06-25 02:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou look like a trustworthy worker. I’ve an opening you can fill.
2024-06-24 09:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostThese legs were made for wrapping around you. So tight, olay everynight!
2024-06-23 21:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you have a bad day? You can touch my GILF BOD if it’ll make it better.
2024-06-23 02:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
2024-06-22 21:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
2024-06-22 02:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
2024-06-22 02:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostBefore sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
2024-06-21 21:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
2024-06-21 09:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2024-06-21 02:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
2024-06-20 21:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm.
2024-06-20 09:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
2024-06-20 02:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need.
2024-06-19 21:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post
These arms were made for squeezing you tight, Everyday, olay everynight!
2024-06-19 09:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
These legs need to be over your shoulders and wrapped around your head now.
2024-06-19 02:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
These lips are made for Kissing. And that's gonna be what you do!!!
2024-06-18 21:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
These tits are made for sucking, so that's just what I expect you to do.
2024-06-18 02:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, is it me you're looking for? 🎹🎵🎼
2024-06-17 02:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post