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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care

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She had a photographic memory but never developed it

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

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Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

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What do you call marmalade on the ISS?

Space Jam.

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

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The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic

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