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I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places.
2024-12-18 21:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostI'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places.
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What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
2024-12-18 09:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostI've been thinking about learning Braille, but its a bit of a touchy subject.
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2024-12-17 23:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostI should have been sad when my flash light batteries died, but I was de-lighted.
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2024-12-17 21:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostA dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
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