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What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and sandals?
A hippie-potamus.
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Whether they're successful remains to be seen.
Why are there fences are cemeteries? Because everyone's alwa..
Why are there fences are cemeteries?
Because everyone's always dying to get in.
Did you hear about the beautiful wedding? Even the cake was ..
Did you hear about the beautiful wedding?
Even the cake was in tiers
When is a door not really a door? When it's really ajar.
When is a door not really a door?
When it's really ajar.
What was the mummy's favourite type of music? Wrap.
What was the mummy's favourite type of music?
Wrap.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Chr..
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far ..
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
If you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what a..
If you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
European.
Where do skunks pray? In pews.
Where do skunks pray?
In pews.
Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil.
Why did Cyclops close his school?
He only had one pupil.
Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged!
Why did the coffee call the police?
It got mugged!
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What's the No. 1 cause of divorce? Marriage!
What's the No. 1 cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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2025-01-17 11:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they..
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2025-01-17 10:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
I know a joke about a pencil, but it’s pointless.
I know a joke about a pencil,
but it’s pointless.
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
I’m addicted to brake fluid,
but I can stop whenever I want.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? ..
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you'll see later, the other you'll see in a while.
I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking ste..
I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them
2025-01-17 03:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the baby cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer ..
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high; she ..
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high;
she looked surprised
What do you get a man with the heart of a lion? A lifetime b..
What do you get a man with the heart of a lion?
A lifetime ban from the zoo.
What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies.
What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take?
Shellfies.
Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It h..
Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere.
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