I'm wearing a 1960s bowling team shirt from a league out of the French Quarter of New Orleans. Bowling rose to popularity in the 1960s with the advent of the automatic pin-setter! There were over 12,000 bowling lanes registered in the US in bowling's heyday - last year there was only 1/3 of that number still around!
I'm terrible at bowling but there's just something about drinking cheap beer and listening to oldies and the sound of pins being knocked over while making a fool of myself that seems like 1960s-style good old-fashioned fun. 🎳
Watch me try out my first big anal dildo toy! I use it to stretch my asshole from the front, behind, and a super up-close view. It slid in and out of me smoothly, stretching me out and making my pussy drip!
I got a bunch of new toys from you guys and I've been having fun trying each one out!
This anal unicorn horn dildo made for a fun little ride who a girl who's still getting comfortable with anal. It slid in and out of me surprisingly smoothly - come back tonight to see a preview posted to my wall and the full video to your inboxes! 🦄🍑
I got my first MASSIVE realistic dildo (I mean, it looks like a real cock but like, crazy big. Is that realistic??) and made a video stroking it with my hands, and then riding it!
Cum back tonight for a clip of it here on my wall, and the full 9+ minute video in your inboxes. 🥵🍆🍆🍆
Enjoy watching me tease my clit with this toy until I'm dripping wet. If you want to see me cum with it and watch my clit have orgasmic contractions go look in your inbox! 💋💦
Enjoy a snap from me using my clit stimulator (which makes me so wet!) and cum back tonight for a nice long clip posted to the wall and the full video to your inboxes! ♥️💋
The worst part about crocheting is the dementors. I mean rolling of the yarn into a ball first. That.
You're supposed to roll the entire skein of yarn into a ball before you start unless you like just having a huge mess of yarn on your hands that you just eventually give up on and throw out because ain't no one got time to sit and unwind an entire skein of tangled yarn.
It's Saturday night and we're supposed to be getting ready to go out on a date but I love space and also sex and we're probably going to be late for our reservation 🫠😈
The book, A Brief History of Time, was written by Stephen Hawking back in the late 1980s as an "easy" read in non-technical terms for your everyday casual space observer. It covers the history of the universe which can be quickly divided into two major ideas:
1. General Relativity (theorized by Einstein back in 1915! In simple terms it theorizes that gravity, the same stuff that holds us onto the surface of the earth, pulls on time in the same way. And if something is big enough, gravity can be strong enough to warp time around an object as it pulls it.)
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2. Quantum Mechanics (a fancy word for theories for physics that are at the level of atoms, or even smaller than atoms).
Hawking also covers the idea of a unified theory, which talks about how despite everything we know, there's no single theory that explains how the universe came to be. It's also colloquially known as The Theory of Everything :)
Lounging around enjoying sliding my tentacle dildo in and out of my pussy where it stretches me out and teases my clit until I ride it hard from behind to cum! 😻🩷💜🩵 The full 9+ video is in your inboxes!
Here's a little good morning snap from my latest video - lounging around enjoying sliding my tentacle dildo in and out of my pussy where it stretches me out and teases my clit until I ride it hard from behind to cum!
Cum back tonight to see the a long clip and the 9+ minute video in your inboxes waiting for you! 😻🩷💜🩵
When you ask me if I have any plans for the upcoming weekend...this. This is what I'm doing on the weekend 😈💋
A little history lesson about tentacle porn: it originated in Japan a couple hundred years ago as erotic art which, over generations, manifested itself into Manga in the 1960s. It's also closely related to monster erotica, which credits Dracula (1897) as turning horror into erotica by creating sexy vibes between a "monster" and an attractive woman.
I've covered women's suffrage a bit recently so I won't dive into the complicated history of how women secured the right to vote in 1920 again, but whoever did the typeface for their banners and pins really captured the old-timey feel of the lettering.
It's a nice contrast to my Skims thongs and maybe there's irony there?
Fun history fact: It wasn't until 1971 that Monday was officially declared the start of the international business work week! There's a pretty long but interesting history on how the modern workweek evolved.
Concisely: back in Ancient Rome, the workweek was 8 days long, followed by a period of rest. In French culture it was 10 days of work, and one day of rest. In Imperial China, it was five days of work, followed by a day off for rest and "washing one's hair," which, if your hair is as long as mine is absolutely an hours-long affair and a day off specifically for that would be delightful.
Cum back tonight for a clip from my latest video here on my wall!
Crochet, or the act of using a single hook to create interlocking loops of yarn into patterns, has been linked to shepherds in England, and needlework practices from ancient China. The modern version of today is more closely linked to pioneers, having had access to more widely available hand-produced yarn, and creating blankets with it.
Fun fact: there are “sheep and wool” festivals all over the world where shepherds, yarn-makers and hobbyists convene to appreciate the art of fiber arts. It’s like stepping back in time watching people shear sheep and immediately spin the wool into yarn, dye it, and make things with it right in front of you. Nerdy, but cool.
PS: Knitting is different! It uses two pointed needles and utilizes a totally different set of maneuvers to create stitches. Knitting and crochet are not interchangeable words :)
Vector, The CyberUnicorn, is made by Bad Dragon, and is by far the biggest dildo I've ever tried. It took me all morning to figure out how to ride it in different positions but after a little while I got the hang of it 😈
Cum check out the full video (10+ minutes) of me riding it in all different ways. I couldn't walk the rest of the day and it was well worth it 💋
The 1940s-style bandana came out because of women entering the workforce during WW2. While a large of number of women DID work before the war, by and large they were not working in factories with heavy machinery.
With women entering the workforce in droves to take the place of men, they were subject to a huge lack of safety protocols or appropriately fitting uniforms to keep them safe - women’s sizes weren’t manufactured on a large scale at that time. As a result, they wore men’s dungarees and cuffed the legs and rolled up the sleeves of men’s workwear shirts. Perhaps most the most iconic is the bandana to contain the hair, as it appeared on Rosie the Riveter, which became ubiquitous with a working woman of the 1940s.
That said, the NY Times still ran an article entitled “Training for War Work to Help Women Keep both Health and Looks.” that instructed women to still look like a perfectly presentable housewife after leaving the factory. And they weren’t the only ones. Magazines still pressured women to look like a pinup in her factory gear by offering self-directed quizzes to determine their “feminist quotient” in the workplace.
That said, the Hollywood pinups of that time began changing their hair, donning bandanas and pinning up their hair as a way to inspire the every day woman to follow suit in the name of safety.
I didn’t get the memo on the workwear but I did learn how to tie my hair in a bandana for this lesson 💋
PS come back later tonight for my Bad Dragon video!
Bad Dragon is a well-known sex toy company that makes a ton of fun fantasy-themed toys that are customizable to every size, pattern and length you could want, plus it came perfectly wrapped in dildo-printed tissue paper 🤭
It's by far the BIGGEST dildo I've ever tried and blew my mind trying it out. Cum back tomorrow for a sneak peek video on my wall, and the full video to your inboxes!
