Let me at that package, LET ME AT IT. Working for UPS (Unlimited Puddy Shipping) for some side money. If you see me on your front door step don't call the police, just let it happen. What can, Baby Knees do for you?
2022-11-12 00:47:32 +0000 UTC View PostThere was confusion! A normal person would apologize, but I'm gonna take the road less traveled with this one. I said I was sending out PPVs to new subs to update them I didn't say I was sending out a new ppv, but I WILL be sending out a new ppv today so get your packages ready ;) Sign on the dotted, Baby Knees
2022-11-11 23:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Halloween is over but I still have some costumes in my arsenal ;) To Infinity and, Baby Knees
2022-11-01 17:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Never seen this Austin Power's movie all the way through. This year's theme for costumes is movies I haven't seen or don't remember. Yeeeah Baby, Knees
2022-10-31 16:07:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween! I'll be handing out scaffolding permits, or whatever my job is. This costume came with a jean d*aper, and no it's not half as cute and sexy as it sounds. (Insert construction reference) Building, Baby Knees
2022-10-31 13:06:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Birthdayyy....to me :) and anyone else whose Birthday is this year. I'll probably only say this once so pay close attention but I uh....ahem *love you guys* Sorry that the video quality is all over the place, the videographer is an artsy girl (it's Nancy) Blow out your, Baby Knees
2022-10-29 12:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone need their house cleaned? Hire me, I'll go around pretending to clean and then leave with most - if not all - of your family heirlooms. Cleanup in aisle, Baby Knees
2022-10-29 02:36:23 +0000 UTC View Post
BRING ME THOSE PUPPIES. We might have a winner here, what do we think? 101, Baby Knees
2022-10-28 05:41:08 +0000 UTC View PostOrdered a LOT of costumes but a decent amount disappointed...still fun though still cute or wuteva. Tune into this video for some asmr of Nancy drinking water, it's super calming. Check under your bed for, Baby Knees
2022-10-27 05:38:37 +0000 UTC View PostTop Gun, never seen the movie but I've seen the volleyball scene so I get the general idea....I think I've got a need for, Baby Knees
2022-10-25 04:11:16 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone got a pocket and an island I can stay at? No? Okay well keep your ear to the ground and let me know. This is by far the scratchiest costume I've tried on so far, but I guess being a fairy isn't supposed to be easy. All the world is made of faith, and trust, and, Baby Knees
2022-10-24 20:01:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunrise looks great this time of year. Oh the nails? yeah they look pretty good too. Do you know where I parked my, Baby Knees
2022-10-24 14:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm dressed as a cave woman from a time period where women didn't have to be interesting, hence why I'm so (for lack of a better word) disinterested in this video. It wasn't hitting like I wanted it to hit...tale as old as time. Anyway enjoy the ppv/post spamming I'll be doing for the next week :) It's my birthday and Halloween is coming up so I've got some things to share :) Bam Bam, Baby Knees
2022-10-23 19:20:47 +0000 UTC View PostGotta follow a cute post with a stupid one. Was hoping the Batgirl costume would be a little hotter, but sex appeal isn't incorporated in making a suit of armor to fight crime. The night is darkest just before the, Baby Knees
2022-10-23 05:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostI should have cheered if not to learn rhythm then to wear the hell out of this outfit. Sending cheer ppv now! GO TEAM Tumbling, Baby Knees
2022-10-23 02:55:22 +0000 UTC View Post1 of 30ish costumes to come. Can't promise all of them will be as sexy as this one though ;) Stop, don't chop down my, Baby Knees
2022-10-16 21:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostFailed PPV#11, forgot to charge for it so I'm just posting it. Feel free to throw a bitch some change ;) Did a couple moves, tried on some outfits, it's a fun one. No dessert until you finish your, Baby Knees
2022-10-11 22:27:36 +0000 UTC View PostDoing a Live tomorrow, trying on things I got from Amazon 🥰 Don't know what time but I'll post it after it's done...unless I hate it. Also, (won't be in the live) I ordered 25 costumes off of amazon so this month will be fun 😉 Apply heat then follow with, Baby Knees
2022-10-11 03:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Monday? Gross...anyway here's me looking really cute and wholesome. Dial +1(800), Baby Knees
2022-10-10 13:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Just in case anyone was wondering the nail color ;) Stay in school and eat your, Baby Knees
2022-10-09 19:39:56 +0000 UTC View PostI know what you're thinking "Oh my gosh Baby Knees' birthday is in 20 days what am I going to get her??" Calm down, I'm an easy little lady to buy for, just withdrawal all of your life's savings in 20s, band it up, wrap it up and send it this way. Easy right? You're welcome. I shouldn't have ordered all those, Baby Knees
2022-10-09 14:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe baby knees are wobbling back to OnlyFans. Took a short break to plan out what I'm posting this month. A lot of you have been asking what services I provide so let me list them out. -I'll yell at you -You can buy my socks....you're welcome -I'll pretend to be your girlfriend over FaceTime in front of your friends and/or family -I'll listen to your problems and provide a gentle nod of the head with the occasional "interesting" then tell you you're right -I'll dress up as one of your parents and tell you I'm proud of you. -I'll roast ya ass. Hope this menu helps. I'm responding to messages now <3 Fell a little behind but if you want me to respond super speedy quick, just nudge me with that tip ;) Tatas for now, Baby Knees
2022-10-08 20:53:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Nancy doesn't want to move today, and neither should you. Hope your weekend is filled with nothingness, pure and utter nothingness. Can I get a second helping of, Baby Knees
2022-10-08 14:02:24 +0000 UTC View PostGetting my nails done, send me what color i should do <3 or don't....it, uh, doesn't really matter either way. Happy Sunday ;) Ma'am please cover up your, Baby Knees
2022-10-02 18:03:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy birthday is in 29 days, so you guessed it, I'm going to spend the next 31 days celebrating. Getting a coffee, getting nails down, all that bad bitch birthday shit. But enough about me, send me either your best or worst birthday experience. It can be real or fake, but you guys are pretty entertaining <3 You didn't blow out all your, Baby Knees
2022-09-30 20:42:17 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, my children! Hope your blunts are rolled as fat as mine and your weekend is filled with lots to do, unless you don't want to do stuff then i hope it is filled with emptiness! Send me your rose and thorn of the week. For those who don't know what that means send me a highlight and the worst thing that happened. It's for science. Anyway...what was I saying...happy friday!! If days are meaningless to you then just be happy it's another day nerd. Okay byeee! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's, Baby Knees
2022-09-30 13:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 09/29/2022 07:47 pm Went live real quick to eat some corn before i pick nancy up
2022-09-29 19:48:13 +0000 UTC View PostFilmed before the pole installation. Just gonna leave this here. I don't know what it is either, I just write the posts. She gave this to me and I asked her "are you sure you want to post this" then she spit on me and shut the cabinet door....please send help. I'll have a whiskey sour but go easy on the, Baby Knees
2022-09-26 13:03:39 +0000 UTC View PostHave wanted one of these for years and AT LAST I have one up and running. If you want to go to VIP that'll be $1,000. It won't come with bottles or anything, just a bag of dried peaches. Like really good dried peaches. Anyway....I think this is the part where you give a tip so drop one in the comments. Peace, Love, Baby Knees
2022-09-26 03:49:50 +0000 UTC View PostTried to put horizontal pole up, not successful, but the vertical pole was a success! Took longer than expected but hey, we made it. Just stepped in a pile of, Baby Knees
2022-09-25 20:42:56 +0000 UTC View Post